sacrifice the kid to protect your retinas (eclipse edition)
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gender reveals have officially jumped the shark (literally)
SLOP+ By ~prester pop~ (via @wttp3)
Using a shahed drone for a gender reveal was a mistake and I understand that now
child points at stranger, mom delivers existential lecture to toddler
SLOP+ By baby jane (via @wttp3)
walked past a toddler with his mom today and as i passed he said loudly “who is that?” and his mom was like “we don’t know her, we don’t know everyone”
80yo mom applies survival of the fittest to her garden during ice storm
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Aggressive shoe shaming disguised as parental concern, maximum awkward energy
SLOP+ By NoelCaslerComedy (via @wttp3)
‘Marco, show Bibi those new shoes I bought you. Whadya think of that, huh? wingtips, when he showed up wearing penny loafers I was like little Marco don’t be such a f*cking p*ssy. Get a fucking heel already, you’re a Cuban for chissakes. Nice right?’
broke up, divorced, AND doing backyard inseminations: a florida tragedy
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Home inseminations and gray market sperm: Florida Supreme Court case meets DIY fertility (Tampa Bay Times) – Daunted by costs, some hopeful parents are stepping into a fertility world with few guardrails. In 2021, the women broke up. As the couple filed for divorce, Brito and Rivera quietly filed t...
mysterious warning about unspecified kid danger with zero context
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