gender reveals have officially jumped the shark (literally)
~prester pop~ (via @wttp3)•
UNHINGED-PARENTING✕REMOVE FILTER
child points at stranger, mom delivers existential lecture to toddler
SLOP+ By baby jane (via @wttp3)
walked past a toddler with his mom today and as i passed he said loudly “who is that?” and his mom was like “we don’t know her, we don’t know everyone”
80yo mom applies survival of the fittest to her garden during ice storm
SLOP+ By Ginger Snapped (via @wttp3)
Called my 80yo Mom again about the ice storm. Me: Do we need to cover your flowers and bushes? MOM: Im too old for this. Fuck it. If the flowers want to live, they will live.
Aggressive shoe shaming disguised as parental concern, maximum awkward energy
NoelCaslerComedy (via @wttp3)•
broke up, divorced, AND doing backyard inseminations: a florida tragedy
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Home inseminations and gray market sperm: Florida Supreme Court case meets DIY fertility (Tampa Bay Times) – Daunted by costs, some hopeful parents are stepping into a fertility world with few guardrails. In 2021, the women broke up. As the couple filed for divorce, Brito and Rivera quietly filed t...
mysterious warning about unspecified kid danger with zero context
SLOP+ By @JasmineHaynes-z5m
But again please don’t let your kids near them!
