child points at stranger, mom delivers existential lecture to toddler
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80yo mom applies survival of the fittest to her garden during ice storm
SLOP+ By Ginger Snapped (via @wttp3)
Called my 80yo Mom again about the ice storm. Me: Do we need to cover your flowers and bushes? MOM: Im too old for this. Fuck it. If the flowers want to live, they will live.
Aggressive shoe shaming disguised as parental concern, maximum awkward energy
SLOP+ By NoelCaslerComedy (via @wttp3)
‘Marco, show Bibi those new shoes I bought you. Whadya think of that, huh? wingtips, when he showed up wearing penny loafers I was like little Marco don’t be such a f*cking p*ssy. Get a fucking heel already, you’re a Cuban for chissakes. Nice right?’
broke up, divorced, AND doing backyard inseminations: a florida tragedy
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mysterious warning about unspecified kid danger with zero context
SLOP+ By @JasmineHaynes-z5m
But again please don’t let your kids near them!