Alpha-Pigeon Solutions: when feature bloat requires avian intervention

A cyberpunk-themed illustration featuring a tech-bro character surrounded by weaponized robot pigeons in a neon-lit dystopian cityscape. A towering server/tech structure dominates the center with multiple screens and antennas, while the protagonist sits among food containers and tech equipment, wearing AR glasses and a concerned expression. The entire scene is bathed in orange and cyan neon aesthetics with a satirical red warning sign suggesting absurd 'pigeon deployment' as a solution to system overload. Extracted text: ALPHA-PIGEON SOLUTIONS ALPHA-PIGEON SOLUTIONS FEATURE BLOAT DETECTED. SYSTEM OVERLAD IMMINENT. DEPLOY MORE PIGEONS. TECH-BRO