Joe Walsh has thoughts about JD Vance (very loud, angry thoughts)
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Brit has emotional breakdown, blames rain and every politician equally
Just stop now please.... This applies to... The rain The shit weather Trump The whole of Trumps administration Farage Reform Failed Tory politicians in the Emporers new clothes Israeli Zionosm Israeli expansionism Putin The failed Labour government (I am literally to embarrased about this) The rai...
ceiling-naked-women discourse hits different when framed as presidential
SLOP+ By African (via @wttp3)
American President Asking his best friend Jeffrey Epstein that he should have naked women spinning on the ceiling at the Sex Island. Epstein laughs at his best clients request! Americans voted him President. Americans are idiots
shredded physique, shredded life prospects: a gym rat manifesto
Brandon (via @wttp3)β’
They want you stupid AND broke, very ambitious agenda tbh
SLOP+ By stale cooper (via @wttp3)
They want you to be a stupid, illiterate, friendless automaton garbling up AI slop and betting your meager savings on rigged NBA games and if you try to be anything better they want to be able to murder you in broad daylight.
congressman discovers fashion, declares it a national emergency
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
Moskowitz on Noem: "Is she hiding her face like her ICE agents now? By the way -- is this what the $800 billion went to? Every day we see her after some new tragedy, she's wearing a different outfit with a different hat. She looks ridiculous. She's not just an embarrassment to the country, she's an ...
Random insults + existential crisis = peak Reddit Thursday
KNugent4118 (via @wttp3)β’
Angry caps-lock manifesto accusing ICE agents of murder via YouTube comment
SLOP+ By Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)
Listen up you puppy-killing, fascist Botox CUNT: weβve all seen the video. Your ICE agent, Steve Grove, shot Renee Nicole Good point blank, 3 times in the face and head. This was cold-blooded murder. You and your agents are fucking terrorists.
Mall cop doomposting hits different when you're this mad
SLOP+ By Bill Madden (via @wttp3)
OMG! $60,000 a year to commit crimes against humanity. Trump's ICE Nazis are even dumber than you imagined. These fucking losers who couldn't even qualify to be mall cops are all going to end up in prison.
angy reddit user discovers performance politics, immediately has meltdown
Dittie (via @wttp3)β’
late night TV discourse reaches new levels of unhinged profanity
SLOP+ By Brown Eyed Susan (via @wttp3)
A serial child predator who faked a shooting that got two people killed and murdered his old pedo partner to silence him, wants you to say nothing bad about him on late night television? Fuck that cunt.
bro really said 'I hate you' 47 times and called it poetry
SLOP+ By π©π°π°π₯π¨π¦π―πͺπΆπ΄ (via @wttp3)
. @elonmusk I fucking hate you. Thereβs no amount of hate that can surpass the hate that I have for you. You are a scumbag of a human. A traitor to humanity and a criminal hellbent on ruining America. You will rue the day when everyone will know how sick and incomprehensibly evil you truly are. I h...
Reddit user discovers markdown, immediately becomes insufferable
Priyanshu Ratnakar (via @wttp3)β’
Peak toilet paper politics: a masterclass in sustained poop jokes
SLOP+ By Scary Larry (via @wttp3)
There goes #DiaperDon, shitting himself at a White House ceremony again. At least this woman didnβt pass out from the stench like his last victim. You do not want to be downwind from Don #VonShitzenpants, because his diaper is as full of shit as he is.
Man angry at existence, drags Turing into it
SLOP+ By Carrie (via @wttp3)
What the fucking fuck? That decaying, witless eyesore is sitting there slurring like Oliver Reed on a stag do in Amsterdam and those sycophantic arse lickers are nodding along and laughing as if they understand Bet Alan Turingβs turning in his grave
Angry parent speedruns every complaint about modern life in one breath
Stuart Laws (via @wttp3)β’
Tim Hortons Chinatown speedrun: xenophobia + bodily fluids + conspiracy brain
SLOP+ By VancityNews1 (via @wttp3)
This is Tim Hortons Chinatown at 6 pm, You won't find any Chinese people, The workers are not even chinese and they barely speak english, and will only treat their own like VIP , Passed out Bodies, The Smell of Feces is the norm, The place is a Biosafety Level 4 Containment Zone, Chinatown is Destr...
Sausage fingers man bad, caps lock go brrr
SLOP+ By The Yorkshire Lass (via @wttp3)
AND WHERE THE FUCK IS KING SAUSAGE FINGERS WHILE OUR COUNTRY IS RAPIDLY GOING DOWN THE SHITTER?!?!?!?!
Burnt hand + racist pseudoscience = peak internet discourse
David Atherton (via @wttp3)β’
Farage & Bannon roasted w/ mixed metaphors & a stray duck moral
SLOP+ By Stuzi (via @wttp3)
Hereβs rubber gridded thunderfasc Nigel Farage plotting anti-immigrant populist pissery with trainee leper and all round rotting from the inside out hatesmith Steve Bannon When it keeps quacking, stop pretending that it isnβt a duck
housing conflict turns into personal attack speedrun
SLOP+ By @_Common_Logic_
Why wouldn't she ask him about circumventing rules and laws that require him to get permission to renovate a house that belongs to us and not him? I m...