dolphin romance lore + car-dwelling guys = peak internet slop
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turtle avatar predicts British civil war, very normal and cool
A Twitter/X profile screenshot showing a user with a rainbow-colored turtle avatar making an extremely unhinged political rant predicting violent civil unrest in Britain. The profile claims to be a 'Gaymer' who loves camping, but the posted content is a rambling threat-adjacent prediction about extr...
ditch politics and rainbow freeloaders: a local facebook legend speaks
A Facebook comment thread featuring a chaotic discussion about parking restrictions at a location called 'Beneficio.' Rudeboy Wibbs makes an unhinged rant about 'demented dog owners,' 'crackheads,' and 'rainbow freeloaders,' while other users attempt to clarify the actual parking situation. The conv...
Peak English pride: Stella drinkers, bucket heads & fugitive CEOs
Parody Nigel Farage (via @wttp3)•
Joe Walsh has thoughts about JD Vance (very loud, angry thoughts)
A political attack meme featuring two photos - a close-up of JD Vance on the left and Joe Walsh on the bottom right - with an aggressive yellow-text rant accusing Vance of being opportunistic and hypocritical for his political shift. The text is a pointed critique from a self-described former party ...
Brit has emotional breakdown, blames rain and every politician equally
Just stop now please.... This applies to... The rain The shit weather Trump The whole of Trumps administration Farage Reform Failed Tory politicians in the Emporers new clothes Israeli Zionosm Israeli expansionism Putin The failed Labour government (I am literally to embarrased about this) The rai...
ceiling-naked-women discourse hits different when framed as presidential
African (via @wttp3)•
shredded physique, shredded life prospects: a gym rat manifesto
SLOP+ By Brandon (via @wttp3)
The gym has become an outlet for rеtarded young men with no purpose in life other than performing brаindead physical repetitions. Tons of dudes with an elite physique while still working as an Uber driver in their twenties cuz they're too chronically tired to do anything else.
They want you stupid AND broke, very ambitious agenda tbh
SLOP+ By stale cooper (via @wttp3)
They want you to be a stupid, illiterate, friendless automaton garbling up AI slop and betting your meager savings on rigged NBA games and if you try to be anything better they want to be able to murder you in broad daylight.
congressman discovers fashion, declares it a national emergency
Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)•
Random insults + existential crisis = peak Reddit Thursday
SLOP+ By KNugent4118 (via @wttp3)
Donald Trump is a demented bastard. Stephen Miller is a nefarious prick. Kristie Noem is a stupid bitch. Ice agents are criminals. Marco Rubio is a dunderhead. JD Vance is a christo-fascist homosectional. RFK Jr is a feckless fuck. America isn't even a real place anymore.
Angry caps-lock manifesto accusing ICE agents of murder via YouTube comment
SLOP+ By Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)
Listen up you puppy-killing, fascist Botox CUNT: we’ve all seen the video. Your ICE agent, Steve Grove, shot Renee Nicole Good point blank, 3 times in the face and head. This was cold-blooded murder. You and your agents are fucking terrorists.
Mall cop doomposting hits different when you're this mad
Bill Madden (via @wttp3)•
angy reddit user discovers performance politics, immediately has meltdown
SLOP+ By Dittie (via @wttp3)
Yep, he’s the most gullible fucking idiot to ever walk the earth, in case you were wondering. His ignorance coupled with his pathetic showmanship is going to get more people hurt. But as long as he looks like the peacekeeper he wants to pretend to be, he doesn’t care. Thats not a leader. Thats a ...
late night TV discourse reaches new levels of unhinged profanity
SLOP+ By Brown Eyed Susan (via @wttp3)
A serial child predator who faked a shooting that got two people killed and murdered his old pedo partner to silence him, wants you to say nothing bad about him on late night television? Fuck that cunt.
bro really said 'I hate you' 47 times and called it poetry
𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 (via @wttp3)•
Reddit user discovers markdown, immediately becomes insufferable
SLOP+ By Priyanshu Ratnakar (via @wttp3)
the amount of dumbfucks thinking it’s about dash-em no it’s not, read the marked area. the author forgot to clean the chatgpt response.
Peak toilet paper politics: a masterclass in sustained poop jokes
SLOP+ By Scary Larry (via @wttp3)
There goes #DiaperDon, shitting himself at a White House ceremony again. At least this woman didn’t pass out from the stench like his last victim. You do not want to be downwind from Don #VonShitzenpants, because his diaper is as full of shit as he is.
Man angry at existence, drags Turing into it
Carrie (via @wttp3)•
Angry parent speedruns every complaint about modern life in one breath
SLOP+ By Stuart Laws (via @wttp3)
this is a disgrace because it is real anger, he is also on drugs, why they fake laughing and i want my country back and proper comedy on the tv and why don't my kids reply to my texts and why is oxford street so dangerous, can't even say merry christmas no more
Tim Hortons Chinatown speedrun: xenophobia + bodily fluids + conspiracy brain
SLOP+ By VancityNews1 (via @wttp3)
This is Tim Hortons Chinatown at 6 pm, You won't find any Chinese people, The workers are not even chinese and they barely speak english, and will only treat their own like VIP , Passed out Bodies, The Smell of Feces is the norm, The place is a Biosafety Level 4 Containment Zone, Chinatown is Destr...
Sausage fingers man bad, caps lock go brrr
The Yorkshire Lass (via @wttp3)•
Burnt hand + racist pseudoscience = peak internet discourse
SLOP+ By David Atherton (via @wttp3)
Mohammed is upset his hand is burnt by coffee at a Starbucks. His foul & abusive rant includes referring to the man & the woman as "Mother f***ers," the woman server as a "sl*g". Grok tells me cousin marriages lead to "Intellectual disability or developmental delay."
Farage & Bannon roasted w/ mixed metaphors & a stray duck moral
SLOP+ By Stuzi (via @wttp3)
Here’s rubber gridded thunderfasc Nigel Farage plotting anti-immigrant populist pissery with trainee leper and all round rotting from the inside out hatesmith Steve Bannon When it keeps quacking, stop pretending that it isn’t a duck
housing conflict turns into personal attack speedrun
SLOP+ By @_Common_Logic_
Why wouldn't she ask him about circumventing rules and laws that require him to get permission to renovate a house that belongs to us and not him? I m...