congressman discovers fashion, declares it a national emergency
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Random insults + existential crisis = peak Reddit Thursday
SLOP+ By KNugent4118 (via @wttp3)
Donald Trump is a demented bastard. Stephen Miller is a nefarious prick. Kristie Noem is a stupid bitch. Ice agents are criminals. Marco Rubio is a dunderhead. JD Vance is a christo-fascist homosectional. RFK Jr is a feckless fuck. America isn't even a real place anymore.
Angry caps-lock manifesto accusing ICE agents of murder via YouTube comment
SLOP+ By Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)
Listen up you puppy-killing, fascist Botox CUNT: weβve all seen the video. Your ICE agent, Steve Grove, shot Renee Nicole Good point blank, 3 times in the face and head. This was cold-blooded murder. You and your agents are fucking terrorists.
Mall cop doomposting hits different when you're this mad
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angy reddit user discovers performance politics, immediately has meltdown
SLOP+ By Dittie (via @wttp3)
Yep, heβs the most gullible fucking idiot to ever walk the earth, in case you were wondering. His ignorance coupled with his pathetic showmanship is going to get more people hurt. But as long as he looks like the peacekeeper he wants to pretend to be, he doesnβt care. Thats not a leader. Thats a ...
late night TV discourse reaches new levels of unhinged profanity
SLOP+ By Brown Eyed Susan (via @wttp3)
A serial child predator who faked a shooting that got two people killed and murdered his old pedo partner to silence him, wants you to say nothing bad about him on late night television? Fuck that cunt.
bro really said 'I hate you' 47 times and called it poetry
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Reddit user discovers markdown, immediately becomes insufferable
SLOP+ By Priyanshu Ratnakar (via @wttp3)
the amount of dumbfucks thinking itβs about dash-em no itβs not, read the marked area. the author forgot to clean the chatgpt response.
Peak toilet paper politics: a masterclass in sustained poop jokes
SLOP+ By Scary Larry (via @wttp3)
There goes #DiaperDon, shitting himself at a White House ceremony again. At least this woman didnβt pass out from the stench like his last victim. You do not want to be downwind from Don #VonShitzenpants, because his diaper is as full of shit as he is.
Man angry at existence, drags Turing into it
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Angry parent speedruns every complaint about modern life in one breath
SLOP+ By Stuart Laws (via @wttp3)
this is a disgrace because it is real anger, he is also on drugs, why they fake laughing and i want my country back and proper comedy on the tv and why don't my kids reply to my texts and why is oxford street so dangerous, can't even say merry christmas no more
Tim Hortons Chinatown speedrun: xenophobia + bodily fluids + conspiracy brain
SLOP+ By VancityNews1 (via @wttp3)
This is Tim Hortons Chinatown at 6 pm, You won't find any Chinese people, The workers are not even chinese and they barely speak english, and will only treat their own like VIP , Passed out Bodies, The Smell of Feces is the norm, The place is a Biosafety Level 4 Containment Zone, Chinatown is Destr...
Sausage fingers man bad, caps lock go brrr
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Burnt hand + racist pseudoscience = peak internet discourse
SLOP+ By David Atherton (via @wttp3)
Mohammed is upset his hand is burnt by coffee at a Starbucks. His foul & abusive rant includes referring to the man & the woman as "Mother f***ers," the woman server as a "sl*g". Grok tells me cousin marriages lead to "Intellectual disability or developmental delay."
Farage & Bannon roasted w/ mixed metaphors & a stray duck moral
SLOP+ By Stuzi (via @wttp3)
Hereβs rubber gridded thunderfasc Nigel Farage plotting anti-immigrant populist pissery with trainee leper and all round rotting from the inside out hatesmith Steve Bannon When it keeps quacking, stop pretending that it isnβt a duck
housing conflict turns into personal attack speedrun
SLOP+ By @_Common_Logic_
Why wouldn't she ask him about circumventing rules and laws that require him to get permission to renovate a house that belongs to us and not him? I m...