Brit has emotional breakdown, blames rain and every politician equally
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ceiling-naked-women discourse hits different when framed as presidential
SLOP+ By African (via @wttp3)
American President Asking his best friend Jeffrey Epstein that he should have naked women spinning on the ceiling at the Sex Island. Epstein laughs at his best clients request! Americans voted him President. Americans are idiots
shredded physique, shredded life prospects: a gym rat manifesto
SLOP+ By Brandon (via @wttp3)
The gym has become an outlet for rะตtarded young men with no purpose in life other than performing brะฐindead physical repetitions. Tons of dudes with an elite physique while still working as an Uber driver in their twenties cuz they're too chronically tired to do anything else.
They want you stupid AND broke, very ambitious agenda tbh
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congressman discovers fashion, declares it a national emergency
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Moskowitz on Noem: "Is she hiding her face like her ICE agents now? By the way -- is this what the $800 billion went to? Every day we see her after some new tragedy, she's wearing a different outfit with a different hat. She looks ridiculous. She's not just an embarrassment to the country, she's an ...
Random insults + existential crisis = peak Reddit Thursday
SLOP+ By KNugent4118 (via @wttp3)
Donald Trump is a demented bastard. Stephen Miller is a nefarious prick. Kristie Noem is a stupid bitch. Ice agents are criminals. Marco Rubio is a dunderhead. JD Vance is a christo-fascist homosectional. RFK Jr is a feckless fuck. America isn't even a real place anymore.
Angry caps-lock manifesto accusing ICE agents of murder via YouTube comment
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Mall cop doomposting hits different when you're this mad
SLOP+ By Bill Madden (via @wttp3)
OMG! $60,000 a year to commit crimes against humanity. Trump's ICE Nazis are even dumber than you imagined. These fucking losers who couldn't even qualify to be mall cops are all going to end up in prison.
angy reddit user discovers performance politics, immediately has meltdown
SLOP+ By Dittie (via @wttp3)
Yep, heโs the most gullible fucking idiot to ever walk the earth, in case you were wondering. His ignorance coupled with his pathetic showmanship is going to get more people hurt. But as long as he looks like the peacekeeper he wants to pretend to be, he doesnโt care. Thats not a leader. Thats a ...
late night TV discourse reaches new levels of unhinged profanity
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bro really said 'I hate you' 47 times and called it poetry
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. @elonmusk I fucking hate you. Thereโs no amount of hate that can surpass the hate that I have for you. You are a scumbag of a human. A traitor to humanity and a criminal hellbent on ruining America. You will rue the day when everyone will know how sick and incomprehensibly evil you truly are. I h...
Reddit user discovers markdown, immediately becomes insufferable
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the amount of dumbfucks thinking itโs about dash-em no itโs not, read the marked area. the author forgot to clean the chatgpt response.
Peak toilet paper politics: a masterclass in sustained poop jokes
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Man angry at existence, drags Turing into it
SLOP+ By Carrie (via @wttp3)
What the fucking fuck? That decaying, witless eyesore is sitting there slurring like Oliver Reed on a stag do in Amsterdam and those sycophantic arse lickers are nodding along and laughing as if they understand Bet Alan Turingโs turning in his grave
Angry parent speedruns every complaint about modern life in one breath
SLOP+ By Stuart Laws (via @wttp3)
this is a disgrace because it is real anger, he is also on drugs, why they fake laughing and i want my country back and proper comedy on the tv and why don't my kids reply to my texts and why is oxford street so dangerous, can't even say merry christmas no more
Tim Hortons Chinatown speedrun: xenophobia + bodily fluids + conspiracy brain
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Sausage fingers man bad, caps lock go brrr
SLOP+ By The Yorkshire Lass (via @wttp3)
AND WHERE THE FUCK IS KING SAUSAGE FINGERS WHILE OUR COUNTRY IS RAPIDLY GOING DOWN THE SHITTER?!?!?!?!
Burnt hand + racist pseudoscience = peak internet discourse
SLOP+ By David Atherton (via @wttp3)
Mohammed is upset his hand is burnt by coffee at a Starbucks. His foul & abusive rant includes referring to the man & the woman as "Mother f***ers," the woman server as a "sl*g". Grok tells me cousin marriages lead to "Intellectual disability or developmental delay."
Farage & Bannon roasted w/ mixed metaphors & a stray duck moral
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housing conflict turns into personal attack speedrun
SLOP+ By @_Common_Logic_
Why wouldn't she ask him about circumventing rules and laws that require him to get permission to renovate a house that belongs to us and not him? I m...