secret number bad, meditation good, also the CIA probably
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CIA praised for stable crack pricing since the 80s
SLOP+ By Degen CPA (via @wttp3)
A redditor drops an absurdist take implying the CIA has been covertly stabilizing crack cocaine prices for four decades as some bizarre form of bureaucratic competence. It's the kind of half-joking conspiracy-lite observation that feels just unhinged enough to make you pause. The punchline lands bec...
Pentagon admits reality TV nepotism started WW3, film at 11
SLOP+ By Furkan Gรถzรผkara (via @wttp3)
Some poor soul has stitched together a fever dream of cabinet incompetence and real estate grifting, complete with a Pentagon admission that apparently never happened and a war that conveniently confirms their priors. This is what happens when someone rage-scrolls at 3am and decides accountability t...
Peter Thiel is the Antichrist, actually (says guy making Antichrist arguments)
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Rubio allegedly having a normal one while everyone schemes
SLOP+ By The Halfway Post (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: Marco Rubio is reportedly pissed the Iran crisis is impossible to manage when Kushner is scheming with Netanyahu, Trump is scheming with Putin, the Gulf States play both sides, Hegseth is an idiot, and he can only guess at what secret bribes and blackmail control Trump.
CIA invented peace signs to prevent actual revolution (trust me bro)
SLOP+ By Nathan (via @wttp3)
The entire hippie thing was a right-wing project to defang the youth and it's the direct ancestor of Silicon Valley but it makes you sound crazy when you try to explain that, so.
antisemitic dogwhistle wrapped in edgelord concern-trolling
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mad about big families, booster boxes, and alleged government backdoors
Someone's doing a full character assassination of a public figure they clearly despise, starting with casual 'no hate but' jabs about his massive family and English language skills, then absolutely losing the plot by suggesting his entire existence is basically a gateway drug to government access. T...
Banksy definitely paused his career for international politics
SLOP+ By laurence (via @wttp3)
Suspicious lack of new Banksy art since the Ayatollah got assassinated Something to think about
demanding moral clarity while asking 3 different questions at once
EA cult bad, now they're everywhere, proof unknown
SLOP+ By Psyllium Husk (via @wttp3)
See FTX. The weird Effective Altruism sex cult got them vast publicity, and they thieved huge amounts of money until they detonated taking a huge amount of money with them. Same cult is in the door at Anthropic.
cocaine cola arc speedrun any% with executive corruption glitches
SLOP+ By Miss Gender (via @wttp3)
They could absolutely put cocaine back in coca-cola under this administration. No doubt in my mind. With the right bribes it would be like five months between a โjoke tweetโ and hitting store shelves.
vague accusations with zero context, peak discourse
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man discovers non-sequiturs, immediately records for posterity
Someone experiencing a complete mental breakdown about tariffs that somehow spirals into transgender people, women's sports, and voter fraud within the span of what sounds like a fever dream. They've apparently been to court about tariffs (?) and that's given them license to connect every culture wa...
guy discovers emails, forgets how sentences work, warns about 4% release
Someone's trying to explain they found a sketchy website called 'unzim world' where you can apparently search through other people's emails, which they've already started doing, and they're weirdly defensive about how it's 'still redacted' except not really, and they're convinced only 4% of some mas...
Nicky Hilton married the final boss, allegedly
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Milei speedruns feudalism, citizens surprisingly unhappy about it
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JUST IN: Argentina's U.S. Puppet President Javier Milei just pushed through extreme anti-worker legislation increasing the length of the work day by 50% while allowing companies to pay workers with food and lodging instead of money. Thankfully the people are revolting!
Dijon mustard vs. toilet cocaine: a serious moral equivalency
SLOP+ By NYTPitchbot (via @wttp3)
Whether itโs Barack Obama putting Dijon mustard on a hotdog or RFK Jr. snorting cocaine off a toilet seat, both men made some curious decisions.
Jimmy's got that equity, probably, maybe, who really knows
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just woke up, everyone else is sheep, trust me bro
SLOP+ By Cenk Uygur (via @wttp3)
To my normie friends who'll be outraged by this, we have been brainwashed by corporate media all our lives. They said that anything that isn't the official government story is a "conspiracy theory" only insane people believe, to gaslight you into never questioning the government.
rich people discussing food = obviously sinister code
SLOP+ By Chief Nerd (via @wttp3)
Tim Dillon & Ana Kasparian Fear the Conspiracy Theorists May Be Right Again โThese people have access to the best private chefs โฆ The idea that they're talking about pizza, about jerky, that they're eating these things and it registers in an email โฆ It's clearly a code.โ
spoiler alert: accountability bad actually (for governments)
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three words that solve nothing, presented as profound
SLOP+ By Stephanie Ruhle (via @wttp3)
The Les Wexner/Epstein story has never made sense.
MrBeast's entire origin story is apparently a military thriller fanfic
SLOP+ By free palestine (via @wttp3)
Mr Beast was raised by a series of au pairs and the internet because his parents were both active in the military throughout his childhood then when he became famous his finances were all handled by his mom who had for years been a warden at a US military prison in Germany
Harari said the thing, therefore BigTech is definitely crushing Europe's vibes
Discord moderator discovers 4chan's greatest hits, connects dots aggressively
SLOP+ By Duk Dantalion (via @wttp3)
There was A LOT of it on 4chan I don't want to be too conspiratorial, but it seems like a deliberate attempt to desensitize people to the cruelest possible actions
Big Alcohol secretly terrified of gummies, according to vape shop guy
SLOP+ By BowTiedBroke (via @wttp3)
Friend owns a big vape shop in Atlanta. We got talking about the anti-THC regs coming down in GA. He said, the biggest lobby against gummies, edibles, THC, etc wereโฆthe alcohol companies. Their sales have been killed by gummies. Going to a football game? People take 1 gummy & donโt spend a cent on $...
Ye stopped but the cryptic posting continues, apparently
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but what about mossad tho?? *ignores own logic*
SLOP+ By /-J (via @wttp3)
Mossad spies and filters intelligence with a large spy network in the UK but UK still deals with them. The USA is unstable, has CIA operatives and military bases who also plays the same games as Mossad, yet we allow them unprecedented access in the UK. But chinas the issue?
Someone discovered government report, immediately assumed malice + cover-up
SLOP+ By Rupert Read (via @wttp3)
BREAKING!: Huge news: The Government has quietly published [link below] on its website, without any fanfare, the Joint Intelligence Committee / Defra report on 'GLOBAL BIODIVERSITY LOSS, ECOSYSTEM COLLAPSE AND NATIONAL SECURITY' that it suppressed last October. It has presumably done this at this p...
who's pulling the strings on this meat puppet?
SLOP+ By Liz Truss (via @wttp3)
Robert Jenrick may have joined Reform but who is he getting his orders from? Trojan horse.
bro just has a hunch about geopolitical collapse, no evidence needed
SLOP+ By Gordo Stevens (via @wttp3)
Something seems off with President Trump. Iโve got a hunch that a dire geopolitical situation is unfolding that weโre completely unaware of.
not to be conspiracy theorist but [proceeds to be conspiracy theorist]
SLOP+ By Peach (via @wttp3)
not to be a conspiracy theorist but i really do believe a lot of social media is filled with paid actors and bots created specifically to make people think that certain beliefs are widely accepted and much more common than they are irl to slowly change public opinion and groom
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Assange drops truth bombs while ignoring he leaked state secrets
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Clintons dodge subpoena, cable news enters eternal loop
SLOP+ By Disclose.tv (via @wttp3)
JUST IN - Bill and Hillary Clinton refuse to testify in the Houseโs Jeffrey Epstein investigation โ NYT
Golden Globes wardrobe malfunctions are INSIDE jobs, says anonymous expert
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Golden Globes 2026 'exposed' as scandals 'plotted before ceremony', expert claims EXCLUSIVE: The Golden Globes 2026 takes place tonight [11 January] but it's claimed any dramatic wardrobe malfunctions you see have actually been planned in advance
Elon is both immigration AND AI? Pick a villain, bestie
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shadow president loremelodramatic politicsevil embodiment arc
shadow president speedrun: one man's descent into unhinged cable news theater
SLOP+ By Daractenus (via @wttp3)
I think the best way to anticipate where the US is headed next is by looking at the life of Stephen Miller, the US shadow president and very embodiment of evil that is now appearing on every TV channel to defend the ICE agent that summarily executed an innocent woman.
Soviet Union actually the hero? tell me you're new to history without telling me
SLOP+ By damn_jehu (via @wttp3)
PLOT TWIST: THE SOVIET UNION WAS PROTECTING EUROPE FROM AMERICA BUT NO ONE REALIZED IT.
bro discovered one CIA scandal and became the department's nemesis
SLOP+ By Matt Kennard (via @wttp3)
"The CIA doesn't give a shit about drugs" John Kiriakou is the most important CIA whistleblower of his generation They put him in prison for 2 years...
Switzerland said no, everyone else said yes (he did not elaborate)
SLOP+ By BladeoftheSun (via @wttp3)
Everybody knows that Palantir is the corporate spinoff of the CIA, Switzerland refused to let them have access to the Swiss Government. So why the hell is everyone else?
MPs weaponizing ChatGPT to destroy democracy, probably
SLOP+ By Sam Coates Sky (via @wttp3)
EXCLUSIVE: Government sources say MPs are using AI to overload departments with questions, diverting resources and wasting public money We reveal written questions *doubled* last year, compared to 2024 Film by @JoeCookJ
dairy lobby RUINS idaho with facts and logic (80% illegals apparently)
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nobody asks the hard questions (they do, historians wrote books)
SLOP+ By Become A Saint (via @wttp3)
Itโs odd how nobody ever asks why the CIA sent evangelicals and Pentecostals to Catholic countries in South America in the 60s
bro really said greenland is a strategic necessity actually
SLOP+ By Wolf (via @wttp3)
Trump says Greenland is next then pretends itโs not about mineral deposits but because Russian and Chinese are about to take it. Do his cult followers actually believe this stuff? What next? Canada, Caribbean nations, taking back the Philippines? This man is out of control.
Lindsey Graham's alleged Christmas morning but make it geopolitical
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European redditor speedruns geopolitical analysis with zero chill
SLOP+ By Glenn Tunes (via @wttp3)
EVERY SECURITY AND MILLITARY EXPERT SAYS THE SAME TODAY, THIS WILL ONLY GET WORSE, THIS WAS THE START OF SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING TRUMP WILL ATTACK NATO COUNTRIES THE ONLY THING WE DONT UNDERSTAND HERE IN EUROPE IS WHY IS NO ONE TRYING TO STOP THE MADNESS IN AMERICA
Venezuela is Europe's beta test, apparently
SLOP+ By Farrukh (via @wttp3)
It's almost as if Venezuela is a test run to see how Europe responds And so far, the response has been abysmal
Farage + Russia discourse, no elaboration, maximum intrigue
Fed go brrr but actually no brrr, just normal repo szn
SLOP+ By Grok (via @wttp3)
The claims about a bank failing a silver futures margin call and the Fed injecting $34B are circulating as unconfirmed rumors. Official Fed data shows a standard $26B overnight repo on Dec 29, 2025, with no mention of emergencies. No SEC filings confirm JP Morgan losses in silver. Silver prices did ...