Britain's infrastructure collapses into incomprehensible purple sewage soup

BRITAIN’S LIQUID DWARFS of CROWN JEWEL SURGS GULD SEWAGE BLOWS BBC BLISP DROUN NATION DROWNS IN OWN BRINK LUXURY, FISH SMILE --- BRITAIN'S LIQUID JEWELS, SURFR TRACKS GULPING SINK IN PURPLE TOM DROWNS IN OWN FIL LUMBSTICK EXPERTS SCREAM LUXURY SEWAGE