man discovers legs, immediately abandons all responsibility
SLOP+ By Particular_Reserve37
I would run like the wind. Why stay?
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guy discovers shame exists, wonders why it's not working
SLOP+ By henrickaye
You haven't given any examples of a space that isn't designed for that, so what do you mean by that exactly? And I don't think I am misunderstanding ...
Breaking: Local reports existence of reptiles in outdoor environment
SLOP+ By @gradientLX701
I've seen lizards when I go outside
Most people do nothing except the ones who do things, apparently
SLOP+ By @andreimaxwell4455
Just look around, vast amount of people do nothing all day, just eat and sleep and follow social norms, only people doing a bit more are the ones livi...
Boomer discovers AI chatbots, decides humanity is doomed
SLOP+ By James Melville (via @wttp3)
This is so weird. Why on earth would anyone find companionship with an AI βcompanionβ? None of this is remotely healthy or real. Itβs actually seriously fucked up.
speedrunning a life change announcement with zero follow-through guarantee
Man, are we dumb AF. I'm off, in search of a proper life. I'm done scrolling u guys. This is the end. No more scrolling away. Tday is the day. 25/11/25. I'm done. Like, properly, honestly, done.
BBC, defend your artist or face the loneliness epidemic wrath
Facebook boomer discovers minding own business, acts like they invented it
Not gonna happen..normalize minding your own business
Forgetting breakfast = laziness, not systemic issues (take powered by pure vibes)
SLOP+ By Basil the Great (via @wttp3)
IT'S NOT THE JOB OF THE STATE TO GIVE CHILDREN BREAKFAST Listen to some of these examples: - One parent said they FORGET to give their child BREAKFAST - Another said this will give them time to go for a coffee instead These parents are lazy, not in poverty
speedrunning existential dread with one sentence
How does one opt out of this species?
Naked productivity advice from someone very confused about current events
SLOP+ By Repair The Breach (via @wttp3)
What invasion? What are you blathering on about? Put some clothes on and do something useful.
nothing here is funny hΓ΄: the manifesto nobody asked for
SLOP+ By @RockCreeksideIii
β@melyssaExplainsItAllnothing here is funny hΓ΄
peak creative writing: three words, zero originality, maximum cope
