deep thoughts while scrolling: accidentally becoming the problem
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Congressman discovers 'woke sky' and 'non-binary ballistic tweets' exist
A tweet by Rep. Clay Higgins overlaid on an image showing large explosion clouds in the sky. The tweet sarcastically criticizes millennials and leftists for their activism regarding nuclear threats, using absurdist language like 'woke sky' and 'non-binary fuss.' The background appears to be real mil...
man shocked girlfriend bad at math, definitely her problem not his
A Reddit confession post where a user reveals shock and distress upon discovering his 6-month girlfriend has an intellectual disability and low IQ. He lists specific behavioral examples he now recognizes in hindsight, showing a concerning mix of surprise and judgment about her cognitive abilities. ...
Blames OnlyFans and Cheetos for fascism, very normal take
El Reconqristador ุงุจู ุดุฑุจู (via @wttp3)โข
bathroom poetry nobody asked for but everyone's uncomfortable reading
A purple textured surface or wall with crude black handwritten text and what appears to be a faded map or geographical outline in the background. The message is aggressively vulgar and incoherent, written in a chaotic manner across the purple surface. Extracted text: WE'RE WE HERE FUCK WE'RE SHIT ...
bro just quit both and touch grass challenge
SLOP+ By Le'Veon Bell (via @wttp3)
not smoking weed is 1000x harder than not drinking alcohol ..
guy wants humanity to collectively unplug and live in caves
psychosomatica (via @wttp3)โข
religious cringeprotest theatrelivestock diplomacy
Man uses pig as religious weapon, somehow thinks this is winning strategy
SLOP+ By Eric Daugherty (via @wttp3)
JUST IN: Jake Lang holds up a PIG as "Islam's kryptonite" at an anti-Islam protest in Plano, Texas "Here's your kryptonite, Muslims." "We will drive you back to where you came from with pigs in our hands and Jesus in our hearts." "Muslims need to go home because they're
unhinged gender takes ft. unnecessary violence metaphors
What's needed is a kick in the balls......this will make the imaginary menstrual cycle something that will not even enter your head......he/ she..him /her and that's it you deluded moron
Nottingham trip: weed stench, wall shit, sad vibes, ยฃ24 burger regret
Daniel Kerley (via @wttp3)โข
unsolicited life advice from someone who's given up
No one is going to fuck you so you can forget about kids.
MURICA FIRST: foreigners banned from having thoughts, effective immediately
SLOP+ By Matt Walsh (via @wttp3)
If you arenโt from this country: We donโt care what you think about American politics. We donโt care what you think about American culture. We donโt care what you think about American elections. Your grift is over. Focus on your own problems.
Caring is cringe, actually - a guide by someone very normal
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