when you're too lazy to find a better angle but post anyway
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deep thoughts while scrolling: accidentally becoming the problem
A man sits on a rattan couch against a peachy-pink wall, looking down at his phone with a contemplative/concerned expression. He's wearing a patterned teal and cream knit sweater. The image pairs this relatable scene with an existential caption about how fighting boredom paradoxically makes you bori...
Congressman discovers 'woke sky' and 'non-binary ballistic tweets' exist
A tweet by Rep. Clay Higgins overlaid on an image showing large explosion clouds in the sky. The tweet sarcastically criticizes millennials and leftists for their activism regarding nuclear threats, using absurdist language like 'woke sky' and 'non-binary fuss.' The background appears to be real mil...
man shocked girlfriend bad at math, definitely her problem not his
Blames OnlyFans and Cheetos for fascism, very normal take
SLOP+ By El Reconqristador Ψ§Ψ¨Ω Ψ΄Ψ±Ψ¨Ω (via @wttp3)
My basic assumption is that a population hooked on weed, only fans, oxy, and processed cheese is especially ill-prepared to face down the Nazism that has consumed the US. The unfathomable softness of the American people makes it basically impossible to do the hard things.
bathroom poetry nobody asked for but everyone's uncomfortable reading
A purple textured surface or wall with crude black handwritten text and what appears to be a faded map or geographical outline in the background. The message is aggressively vulgar and incoherent, written in a chaotic manner across the purple surface. Extracted text: WE'RE WE HERE FUCK WE'RE SHIT ...
bro just quit both and touch grass challenge
Le'Veon Bell (via @wttp3)β’
guy wants humanity to collectively unplug and live in caves
SLOP+ By psychosomatica (via @wttp3)
"I actually do not desire to see technology advance any further."
religious cringeprotest theatrelivestock diplomacy
Man uses pig as religious weapon, somehow thinks this is winning strategy
SLOP+ By Eric Daugherty (via @wttp3)
JUST IN: Jake Lang holds up a PIG as "Islam's kryptonite" at an anti-Islam protest in Plano, Texas "Here's your kryptonite, Muslims." "We will drive you back to where you came from with pigs in our hands and Jesus in our hearts." "Muslims need to go home because they're
unhinged gender takes ft. unnecessary violence metaphors
Nottingham trip: weed stench, wall shit, sad vibes, Β£24 burger regret
SLOP+ By Daniel Kerley (via @wttp3)
Went to Nottingham today and my god the place looks so sad and run down. The 1st thing was the horrendous smell of weed as we parked in the Trinity Square car park and then on the 2nd floor of the stairs to get out someone had literally shit up the actual wall. It was absolutely disgusting and I gen...
unsolicited life advice from someone who's given up
No one is going to fuck you so you can forget about kids.
MURICA FIRST: foreigners banned from having thoughts, effective immediately
Matt Walsh (via @wttp3)β’
Caring is cringe, actually - a guide by someone very normal
SLOP+ By irene (via @wttp3)
People acting like they give a shit about homeless drug addicted prostitutes is hilarious