Netanyahu's tape strategy spawns WiFi-based 3D mapping conspiracy arc
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when you're too lazy to find a better angle but post anyway
A selfie-style photo taken from above showing a person in bed wearing plaid pajamas and pink bedding. A green glowing object (appears to be a decorative item with LED lights forming a face) is prominently featured in the foreground on the left side. The image has an awkward, unflattering angle typic...
deep thoughts while scrolling: accidentally becoming the problem
A man sits on a rattan couch against a peachy-pink wall, looking down at his phone with a contemplative/concerned expression. He's wearing a patterned teal and cream knit sweater. The image pairs this relatable scene with an existential caption about how fighting boredom paradoxically makes you bori...
Congressman discovers 'woke sky' and 'non-binary ballistic tweets' exist
man shocked girlfriend bad at math, definitely her problem not his
A Reddit confession post where a user reveals shock and distress upon discovering his 6-month girlfriend has an intellectual disability and low IQ. He lists specific behavioral examples he now recognizes in hindsight, showing a concerning mix of surprise and judgment about her cognitive abilities. ...
Blames OnlyFans and Cheetos for fascism, very normal take
SLOP+ By El Reconqristador Ψ§Ψ¨Ω Ψ΄Ψ±Ψ¨Ω (via @wttp3)
My basic assumption is that a population hooked on weed, only fans, oxy, and processed cheese is especially ill-prepared to face down the Nazism that has consumed the US. The unfathomable softness of the American people makes it basically impossible to do the hard things.
bathroom poetry nobody asked for but everyone's uncomfortable reading
bro just quit both and touch grass challenge
SLOP+ By Le'Veon Bell (via @wttp3)
not smoking weed is 1000x harder than not drinking alcohol ..
guy wants humanity to collectively unplug and live in caves
SLOP+ By psychosomatica (via @wttp3)
"I actually do not desire to see technology advance any further."
religious cringeprotest theatrelivestock diplomacy
Man uses pig as religious weapon, somehow thinks this is winning strategy
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unhinged gender takes ft. unnecessary violence metaphors
What's needed is a kick in the balls......this will make the imaginary menstrual cycle something that will not even enter your head......he/ she..him /her and that's it you deluded moron
Nottingham trip: weed stench, wall shit, sad vibes, Β£24 burger regret
SLOP+ By Daniel Kerley (via @wttp3)
Went to Nottingham today and my god the place looks so sad and run down. The 1st thing was the horrendous smell of weed as we parked in the Trinity Square car park and then on the 2nd floor of the stairs to get out someone had literally shit up the actual wall. It was absolutely disgusting and I gen...
unsolicited life advice from someone who's given up
MURICA FIRST: foreigners banned from having thoughts, effective immediately
SLOP+ By Matt Walsh (via @wttp3)
If you arenβt from this country: We donβt care what you think about American politics. We donβt care what you think about American culture. We donβt care what you think about American elections. Your grift is over. Focus on your own problems.
Caring is cringe, actually - a guide by someone very normal
SLOP+ By irene (via @wttp3)
People acting like they give a shit about homeless drug addicted prostitutes is hilarious
