Smug cat endorses defeating Iran for the 14th time this week
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GEOPOLITICAL-NONSENSE✕REMOVE FILTER
stocks go brrr but the simulation crashed mid-fanfic
STOCKS GO BRRRR, SIMULATION v7.3 ERROR: 4044 AVISIE slips, GEOPOLOTICAL FANFIC not found, gone, lost.
Iran's secret plant wants petrol care(??) - syntax error meets geopolitics
HUFFWEED POST IRAN'S SECRET PLANT— p||ot PETROL SHOCKER OMG! THEY WANT care?! LOL! CRY PLOT— SHOCKER IRäZw0rdz
Geography had a stroke, activism followed suit
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blonde cures disability via geopolitical collapse, very normal
SMASH 'EM PROBLEM OVERSIMPLIFICATION COLLAPS GEOPOLITIC FALL DISABILITY SORE CRUTCHES NO MORE, THANKS BLONDE ACHIEVED SPEEDRUN
Girl gets drafted into international conflict (very demure, very mindful)
A social media post featuring a blonde woman in a green sequined top on the left, with a circular inset photo on the right showing the same woman in a sparkly blue outfit against a blue background. The Iranian flag is visible in the background. The post makes an absurd claim about the woman being de...
aura orbs and missile posting: chronically online meets fortune cookie
dairy-based Iran predictions with maximum incoherence
WAR CARD, WAR not, aged milk drips in silence, DRAN DZAMA falls. LOOK at THIS IRAN, MAXIMUM predictions crack, NOT WAR, just chaos.
Beckham kid writes Nobel committee about marriage logistics in Greenland
SLOP+ By RS Archer (via @wttp3)
I have not been following the news closely today but as I understand it one of the Beckham children has sent a letter to the Nobel committee demanding he be allowed to get married on Greenland to a woman from the Chagos Islands.
US threatens UK over child abuse complaints, because nuance is dead
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banned from middle east but also their #1 fan apparently
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“ISIS were threatening me and I was banned from the Middle East, but Muslim countries watch my content more than anyone else.” — Ex P0rnstar, Mia Khalifa
Maduro capture was actually about gay marriage agenda, apparently
SLOP+ By Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) (via @wttp3)
Tucker Carlson believes it’s a “distinct possibility” that the U.S. captured Maduro to *checks notes* “bring gay marriage to Venezuela.” Yes, he’s serious.
guy casually suggests invading colombia over cocaine, interviewer just nods
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China bad + down jacket physics = suicide prevention, logic.exe has stopped
SLOP+ By Songpinganq (via @wttp3)
Now, hundreds of young people are committing suicides in China, everyday. Because they are Blacklisted by Social Credit System. Fortunately this young man's down jacket saved his life.
bro just invented the fourth world war country as immigration policy
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Trump: I don't care if you had a fourth world country. You know, we allowed third world country in and we would allow fourth World War countries in also.
Delivery apps, far-right politics, and surprise gay ranch pivot
