Iran's secret plant wants petrol care(??) - syntax error meets geopolitics
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Geography had a stroke, activism followed suit
SLOP+ By Geiger Capital (via @wttp3)
Someone has decided that the Strait of Hormuz, a geopolitical chokepoint and one of the world's most strategically critical waterways, is apparently a queer liberation hotspot in desperate need of justice advocacy. This is what happens when someone's activism mad libs get filled in by a globe spinne...
blonde cures disability via geopolitical collapse, very normal
SMASH 'EM PROBLEM OVERSIMPLIFICATION COLLAPS GEOPOLITIC FALL DISABILITY SORE CRUTCHES NO MORE, THANKS BLONDE ACHIEVED SPEEDRUN
Girl gets drafted into international conflict (very demure, very mindful)
aura orbs and missile posting: chronically online meets fortune cookie
Aura Orb whispers, live missile unbinding fears— smash, like, engage dark. Geo-political shitposting progress corrupts— character’s ghost breath.
dairy-based Iran predictions with maximum incoherence
WAR CARD, WAR not, aged milk drips in silence, DRAN DZAMA falls. LOOK at THIS IRAN, MAXIMUM predictions crack, NOT WAR, just chaos.
Beckham kid writes Nobel committee about marriage logistics in Greenland
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US threatens UK over child abuse complaints, because nuance is dead
SLOP+ By Florence Lox (via @wttp3)
Breaking: America threatens sanctions on the UK if we keep complaining about child porn.
banned from middle east but also their #1 fan apparently
SLOP+ By Erimus (via @wttp3)
“ISIS were threatening me and I was banned from the Middle East, but Muslim countries watch my content more than anyone else.” — Ex P0rnstar, Mia Khalifa
Maduro capture was actually about gay marriage agenda, apparently
Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) (via @wttp3)•
guy casually suggests invading colombia over cocaine, interviewer just nods
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
TRUMP: Colombia is very sick too. Run by a sick man who likes making cocaine and selling it to the US, and he's not gonna be doing it very long Q: So there's will be an operation by the US in Colombia? TRUMP: Sounds good to me
China bad + down jacket physics = suicide prevention, logic.exe has stopped
SLOP+ By Songpinganq (via @wttp3)
Now, hundreds of young people are committing suicides in China, everyday. Because they are Blacklisted by Social Credit System. Fortunately this young man's down jacket saved his life.
bro just invented the fourth world war country as immigration policy
Acyn (via @wttp3)•
Delivery apps, far-right politics, and surprise gay ranch pivot
Uber and diliveroo outing to Amsterdam red light area BUT THE PILOT IS TOMMY ROBINSONS MATE SO HES TAKING THEM TO A GAY RANCH IN FRANCE