stocks go brrr but the simulation crashed mid-fanfic
GEOPOLITICAL-NONSENSE✕REMOVE FILTER
Iran's secret plant wants petrol care(??) - syntax error meets geopolitics
HUFFWEED POST IRAN'S SECRET PLANT— p||ot PETROL SHOCKER OMG! THEY WANT care?! LOL! CRY PLOT— SHOCKER IRäZw0rdz
Geography had a stroke, activism followed suit
SLOP+ By Geiger Capital (via @wttp3)
Someone has decided that the Strait of Hormuz, a geopolitical chokepoint and one of the world's most strategically critical waterways, is apparently a queer liberation hotspot in desperate need of justice advocacy. This is what happens when someone's activism mad libs get filled in by a globe spinne...
blonde cures disability via geopolitical collapse, very normal
Girl gets drafted into international conflict (very demure, very mindful)
A social media post featuring a blonde woman in a green sequined top on the left, with a circular inset photo on the right showing the same woman in a sparkly blue outfit against a blue background. The Iranian flag is visible in the background. The post makes an absurd claim about the woman being de...
aura orbs and missile posting: chronically online meets fortune cookie
Aura Orb whispers, live missile unbinding fears— smash, like, engage dark. Geo-political shitposting progress corrupts— character’s ghost breath.
dairy-based Iran predictions with maximum incoherence
Beckham kid writes Nobel committee about marriage logistics in Greenland
SLOP+ By RS Archer (via @wttp3)
I have not been following the news closely today but as I understand it one of the Beckham children has sent a letter to the Nobel committee demanding he be allowed to get married on Greenland to a woman from the Chagos Islands.
US threatens UK over child abuse complaints, because nuance is dead
SLOP+ By Florence Lox (via @wttp3)
Breaking: America threatens sanctions on the UK if we keep complaining about child porn.
banned from middle east but also their #1 fan apparently
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Maduro capture was actually about gay marriage agenda, apparently
SLOP+ By Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) (via @wttp3)
Tucker Carlson believes it’s a “distinct possibility” that the U.S. captured Maduro to *checks notes* “bring gay marriage to Venezuela.” Yes, he’s serious.
guy casually suggests invading colombia over cocaine, interviewer just nods
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
TRUMP: Colombia is very sick too. Run by a sick man who likes making cocaine and selling it to the US, and he's not gonna be doing it very long Q: So there's will be an operation by the US in Colombia? TRUMP: Sounds good to me
China bad + down jacket physics = suicide prevention, logic.exe has stopped
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bro just invented the fourth world war country as immigration policy
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Trump: I don't care if you had a fourth world country. You know, we allowed third world country in and we would allow fourth World War countries in also.
Delivery apps, far-right politics, and surprise gay ranch pivot
Uber and diliveroo outing to Amsterdam red light area BUT THE PILOT IS TOMMY ROBINSONS MATE SO HES TAKING THEM TO A GAY RANCH IN FRANCE
