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Elite status now includes mandatory cartel combat with bathroom supplies

By Seeking (via @wttp3)•February 23, 2026

BREAKING: MARRIOTT GOLD MEMBERS IN PUERTO VALLARTA, MEXICO, ARE BEING FORCED BY HOLEL STAFF TO FIGHT THE CARTEL. GOLD MEMBERS TO BE ARMED WITH BROOMSTICKS AND SOAP BARS FOR THROWING