Historical photo meets unhinged fanfiction—please touch grass immediately

A black and white historical photograph of a stern-faced man wearing pince-nez glasses and a high-collared military uniform. The image is paired with an extremely disturbing and absurd caption describing cannibalistic consumption of bodily waste, presented as a factual statement. Extracted text: He rolled the dying patient's blood, urine, and feces into a ball of dough—and ate it. His wife ate one too.