political shitpostcocaine strawmanunhinged satirerfk slandermagic straw go brrr: a totally real biography of substance policyBy Danielle Langlois (via @wttp3)•February 15, 2026Share:𝕏FR🔗So… in college, RFK Jr had a magic straw. It grew cocaine. Trump: Let’s put him in charge of human health! (Short and sweet gift article below)