magic straw go brrr: a totally real biography of substance policy
Danielle Langlois (via @wttp3)β’
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National Enquirer had a stroke and decided couches are ancient cursed artifacts
NOYIING'S ABIMUIDER DUSSIRIES MAD KING'S MURDEROUS MAKEOVER! ROYALS DROWNED IN POWER TOOL RAMPAGE? BELEXING ZERO CHILL! QUEEN'S CHAIR AS HUMAN SACRIFICE? BLOOD BATH & BEYOND! FIND OUT HOW YOUR COUCHS ARRE SECRETY ANCIENT ARTIFACTS! MAXIMUM ENERGY UNLEASHED! MAXIMUM CAPS LOCENCY PRINCE'S SECRET ...
ICE agents speedrun natural selection in enclosed space
SLOP+ By The Halfway Post (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: A van full of ICE agents in Chicago reportedly gave themselves carbon monoxide poisoning by idling too long in a garage while waiting for a Hispanic-looking person to walk by so they could jump out and abduct him or her.
