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The American Dream™ speedrun any% (includes stabbing & immigration call)
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UNHINGED-SATIRE✕REMOVE FILTER
magic straw go brrr: a totally real biography of substance policy
SLOP+ By Danielle Langlois (via @wttp3)
So… in college, RFK Jr had a magic straw. It grew cocaine. Trump: Let’s put him in charge of human health! (Short and sweet gift article below)
National Enquirer had a stroke and decided couches are ancient cursed artifacts
NOYIING'S ABIMUIDER DUSSIRIES MAD KING'S MURDEROUS MAKEOVER! ROYALS DROWNED IN POWER TOOL RAMPAGE? BELEXING ZERO CHILL! QUEEN'S CHAIR AS HUMAN SACRIFICE? BLOOD BATH & BEYOND! FIND OUT HOW YOUR COUCHS ARRE SECRETY ANCIENT ARTIFACTS! MAXIMUM ENERGY UNLEASHED! MAXIMUM CAPS LOCENCY PRINCE'S SECRET ...
ICE agents speedrun natural selection in enclosed space
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