Sugar daddy threatens shareholders with prison take on UK politics
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starmer's mysterious eye powers activate yaoi fantasies
A Twitter/X screenshot from Politics UK reporting on UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer holding a dramatic meeting with his ministers, claiming he told them "Wes can't win" for the country's sake. A minister allegedly described seeing something unusual in his eyes that they "liked," sparking replies mak...
MAGA guy becomes unwitting vessel for all your conspiracy theories
A meme image showing a person wearing a red MAGA hat eating hot dogs, with text labels pointing to different elements as political commentary. A dark dog is visible in the background. The labels create absurdist connections between unrelated political topics and current events.
The White House discovers trap music and loses all remaining credibility
when you run uk politics through a reality tv filter and regret everything
AI-generated collage depicting former UK Prime Minister Liz Truss and former Chancellor Rishi Sunak as contestants on Love Island, complete with tropical island backdrops, vibrant color grading, and awkward romantic framing. The image uses surreal compositing to place these political figures in a da...
Trump resurrects congressmen via fast food delivery, very legal very cool
A satirical AI-generated image depicting a doctor resembling Donald Trump in a hospital room reviving a patient (representing Eric Swalwell) using a DoorDash Diet Coke IV bag. The monitor shows 'CODE-RED' and zero heartbeat. Medical staff watch in the background as Trump holds a burger, merging poli...
Wholesome grandpa moment meets Renaissance cannibalism fever dream
Peak internet hellscape: satire so unhinged it's indistinguishable from reality
A screenshot of a tweet by Jonathan Pie critiquing an absurdist post allegedly from Donald Trump's account. The Trump post contains incoherent geopolitical threats mixed with religious rhetoric and nonsensical capitalization, appearing to be either fake or deliberately unhinged. Pie responds with sa...
Goat gets a glitter makeover, makes unfounded accusations
A mystical, heavily filtered image of a black goat with large blue eyes and prominent horns, surrounded by a pink sparkly background with white stars and magical glitter effects. A hand is visible at the top of the frame. The image has a dreamy, ethereal quality with overlaid text making a conspirat...
cocaine cola arc speedrun any% with executive corruption glitches
SLOP+ By Miss Gender (via @wttp3)
They could absolutely put cocaine back in coca-cola under this administration. No doubt in my mind. With the right bribes it would be like five months between a βjoke tweetβ and hitting store shelves.
magic straw go brrr: a totally real biography of substance policy
SLOP+ By Danielle Langlois (via @wttp3)
Soβ¦ in college, RFK Jr had a magic straw. It grew cocaine. Trump: Letβs put him in charge of human health! (Short and sweet gift article below)
Oval Office meets fever dream meets Twitter fanfic gone horribly right
Evil mastermind recruits actual villains for cabinet, somehow still less chaotic
A digitally manipulated image of a formal boardroom meeting where Donald Trump sits at the head of a table surrounded by fictional villains and absurd characters including Darth Vader, Dr. Evil, Voldemort, and a skeletal figure in a purple hood, along with a man holding a white cat. The scene parodi...
Peak internet insanity: the poop briefcase conspiracy nobody asked for
A satirical meme featuring three men in formal attire near an airplane, with one man carrying a briefcase. The image is captioned with an absurd claim about Putin's bodyguards collecting biological waste in a special suitcase. The layout mimics legitimate news formatting with the 'Things You Don't K...
same president, 30yr speedrun: either genius or someone's stuck in a loop
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UK politics but make it bark and tweak
Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss, but they are demented Shih Tzu dogs on amphetamines #midjourney #midjourneyai #midjourneyart #liztruss #rishisunak #conservatives #doglovers β in Westminster.
where's my doge check: a 2024 man's existential crisis
She doesn't have The Chainsaw of Democracy lol That clip is hilarious from earlier this year Where's my doge check btw
economy understander gatekeeps socialism with zero-effort dunking
If socialists understood the economy.... they wouldn't be socialists