cocaine cola arc speedrun any% with executive corruption glitches
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magic straw go brrr: a totally real biography of substance policy
SLOP+ By Danielle Langlois (via @wttp3)
Soβ¦ in college, RFK Jr had a magic straw. It grew cocaine. Trump: Letβs put him in charge of human health! (Short and sweet gift article below)
Oval Office meets fever dream meets Twitter fanfic gone horribly right
A digitally manipulated image set in the Oval Office featuring three figures posing with an American flag and a cartoon turtle wearing a MAGA hat. The composition parodies official presidential photography with absurdist elements including political merchandise branding and internet culture referenc...
Evil mastermind recruits actual villains for cabinet, somehow still less chaotic
Peak internet insanity: the poop briefcase conspiracy nobody asked for
A satirical meme featuring three men in formal attire near an airplane, with one man carrying a briefcase. The image is captioned with an absurd claim about Putin's bodyguards collecting biological waste in a special suitcase. The layout mimics legitimate news formatting with the 'Things You Don't K...
same president, 30yr speedrun: either genius or someone's stuck in a loop
SLOP+ By World of Statistics (via @wttp3)
1997: the President of the United States was born in 1946. 2007: the President of the United States was born in 1946. 2017: the President of the United States was born in 1946. 2027: the President of the United States was born in 1946.
where's my doge check: a 2024 man's existential crisis
She doesn't have The Chainsaw of Democracy lol That clip is hilarious from earlier this year Where's my doge check btw
economy understander gatekeeps socialism with zero-effort dunking
If socialists understood the economy.... they wouldn't be socialists