Entire mayoral campaign speedrun: hate statue go brrr
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Sugar daddy threatens shareholders with prison take on UK politics
SLOP+ By wttp3
Someone deepfried the Apprentice format to create a fake Alan Sugar corporate announcement demanding imprisonment of two British politicians, leveraging his actual CEO credentials to make it sound vaguely official while being completely unhinged. The absolute zero self-awareness needed to genuinely ...
starmer's mysterious eye powers activate yaoi fantasies
A Twitter/X screenshot from Politics UK reporting on UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer holding a dramatic meeting with his ministers, claiming he told them "Wes can't win" for the country's sake. A minister allegedly described seeing something unusual in his eyes that they "liked," sparking replies mak...
MAGA guy becomes unwitting vessel for all your conspiracy theories
The White House discovers trap music and loses all remaining credibility
A black and white photo of a man in a formal suit leaning over a desk with American flags in the background, paired with a music player showing 'All I Do Is Win' by DJ Khaled. The post is from 'The White House' social media account captioned 'What we're listening to this Friday' with an American fla...
when you run uk politics through a reality tv filter and regret everything
AI-generated collage depicting former UK Prime Minister Liz Truss and former Chancellor Rishi Sunak as contestants on Love Island, complete with tropical island backdrops, vibrant color grading, and awkward romantic framing. The image uses surreal compositing to place these political figures in a da...
Trump resurrects congressmen via fast food delivery, very legal very cool
Wholesome grandpa moment meets Renaissance cannibalism fever dream
A side-by-side comparison image juxtaposing a photograph of an elderly man in a dark suit holding a baby with Peter Paul Rubens' famous 1636 painting 'Saturn Devouring His Son,' which depicts a mythological titan eating a child. The post includes a caption recontextualizing the image as wholesome 'g...
Peak internet hellscape: satire so unhinged it's indistinguishable from reality
A screenshot of a tweet by Jonathan Pie critiquing an absurdist post allegedly from Donald Trump's account. The Trump post contains incoherent geopolitical threats mixed with religious rhetoric and nonsensical capitalization, appearing to be either fake or deliberately unhinged. Pie responds with sa...
Goat gets a glitter makeover, makes unfounded accusations
Speedrunning a federal crime for the bit
A 'spot the difference' meme comparing two images - one showing someone in casual/cosplay attire wearing glasses and a striped hat, labeled 'raised by Kamala,' and another showing a young man in formal business attire, labeled 'raised by Trump.' A Twitter user responds with an absurd non-sequitur jo...
cocaine cola arc speedrun any% with executive corruption glitches
SLOP+ By Miss Gender (via @wttp3)
They could absolutely put cocaine back in coca-cola under this administration. No doubt in my mind. With the right bribes it would be like five months between a βjoke tweetβ and hitting store shelves.
magic straw go brrr: a totally real biography of substance policy
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Oval Office meets fever dream meets Twitter fanfic gone horribly right
A digitally manipulated image set in the Oval Office featuring three figures posing with an American flag and a cartoon turtle wearing a MAGA hat. The composition parodies official presidential photography with absurdist elements including political merchandise branding and internet culture referenc...
Evil mastermind recruits actual villains for cabinet, somehow still less chaotic
A digitally manipulated image of a formal boardroom meeting where Donald Trump sits at the head of a table surrounded by fictional villains and absurd characters including Darth Vader, Dr. Evil, Voldemort, and a skeletal figure in a purple hood, along with a man holding a white cat. The scene parodi...
Peak internet insanity: the poop briefcase conspiracy nobody asked for
same president, 30yr speedrun: either genius or someone's stuck in a loop
SLOP+ By World of Statistics (via @wttp3)
1997: the President of the United States was born in 1946. 2007: the President of the United States was born in 1946. 2017: the President of the United States was born in 1946. 2027: the President of the United States was born in 1946.
UK politics but make it bark and tweak
Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss, but they are demented Shih Tzu dogs on amphetamines #midjourney #midjourneyai #midjourneyart #liztruss #rishisunak #conservatives #doglovers β in Westminster.
where's my doge check: a 2024 man's existential crisis
She doesn't have The Chainsaw of Democracy lol That clip is hilarious from earlier this year Where's my doge check btw
economy understander gatekeeps socialism with zero-effort dunking
If socialists understood the economy.... they wouldn't be socialists