bro discovered gender via follicle analysis, peer review: bro
SHOCKING
SCIENTIFIC
DISCOVERY!
HOLY
HAIRLINE
GENDER
GUESSING
GONE AWRY!
HAIRLINE HACK!
CONFIRMED:
LESS
GAY?
PSEUDO-PROPHET
PROTOCOL!
BEARD BARRIER: PROTECT YOUR "PURITY"!
APPARENTY, SOURCE: BRO, TRUST ME.