self-aware roast wrapped in fake news formatting, somehow worse



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SHOCKING SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY! HOLY HAIRLINE GENDER GUESSING GONE AWRY! HAIRLINE HACK! CONFIRMED: LESS GAY? PSEUDO-PROPHET PROTOCOL! BEARD BARRIER: PROTECT YOUR "PURITY"! APPARENTY, SOURCE: BRO, TRUST ME.



A carnivalesque illustration depicting a young man in a megaphone-wielding pose standing on a platform labeled 'TRUTH BOMBS' at a circus tent. He addresses a crowd of various internet archetypes holding signs with internet conspiracy references and memes (Q-Anon, 'The Cake is a Lie,' digital nomad s...
Trust me bro it's not worth it. Anybody who takes prescription amphetamines is not a real person and you should disregard anything they say because they make you think you're a genius when you're actually just retarded.
