Fashion editor weaponizes shame over Christmas party outfits

I'm a fashion editor - there's nothing more embarrassing than botched Black Tie. This is how you dress appropriately for the dress code and the designer lookalike pieces you can find on the High Street: AMY KESTER TIS' the season to dress up. As the invitations come rolling in, each brings with them a sartorial dilemma - what counts as dressed up enough for a Christmas party?