Just vibes and completely made-up felonies, no cap

A professional portrait photograph of a woman with voluminous black curly hair wearing a burnt orange/rust-colored garment, looking directly at the camera with a neutral expression against a gray background. The image is paired with a completely fabricated and absurd caption about concealing illegal drugs. Extracted text: She hid 600 micrograms of LSD under her fingernail and walked up to the White House gates