Express juggles dead children, prison prefabs, and a blue box in one fever dream

The Daily Express achieves the impossible by cramming a tragic drowning headline, Nigel Farage's prefab prison solutions, AND a "TARDIS fit for a King" puff piece onto the same front page without a single moment of self-awareness. This is what happens when a tabloid's editorial team has given up on coherence and just throws darts at the news desk while someone's making tea. Peak British newspaper energy: tragedy sandwiched between pharmacy coupons and science fiction real estate.