Wolff drops wildest allegation with zero receipts, internet collectively loses it
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Woman discovers Bitcoin wealth was cope, Daily Mail delivers maximum cringe
A Daily Mail+ article headline and preview featuring a woman named Susannah Jowitt in pink outfits discussing Bitcoin gains that turned out to be false. Below is an unrelated story about a businessman's fence dispute. The absurd juxtaposition of clickbait crypto-scam content with random luxury fashi...
Dead spy mum revealed: the celebrity grief angle nobody asked for
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Hugh Bonneville reveals the devastating moment he learned his secret spy mum had died - and why he couldn't grieve for years Hugh Bonneville has revealed the heartbreaking moment he discovered his secret spy mother had died while he was thousands of miles away from home.
Breaking: lawmakers found photos that somehow don't exist (the slop writes itself)
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Unhinged royals speedrun: coining 'Project Thaw' unironically
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Inside 'Project Thaw': Richard Eden on the Establishment 'plot' to bring Harry and Meghan back to Britain The establishment plot to engineer a return to the UK for Harry and Meghan, nicknamed 'Project Thaw', kicked up a gear this week, according to the Daily Mail's Richard Eden.
Charlie Kirk assassination saga hits peak tabloid unhinged
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Charlie Kirk's suspected killer smirks during first court appearance as mother drowns in tears The man accused of assassinating Charlie Kirk was seen smirking during his first court appearance, while his mother wept in the gallery. Tyler Robinson, 22, appeared inside a Utah courtroom alongside hi...
Woman's entire suffering portfolio weaponized for 'happy ending' clickbait
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Ricky Gervais donates Β£2.5m, tabloids immediately start knighthood petition
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TV presenter Kirsty Gallacher leads 'Sir' Ricky Gervais calls for donating Β£2.5m of his tour cash Fans say The Office star's gesture speaks for an entire nation of animal-lovers and deserves knighthood as he donates a whopping Β£2.5million of his tour money
Bond girl giggles with F1 legend, everyone loses their mind
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Bond girl Ana De Armas shares a flirty exchange with ex Tom Cruise's pal Lewis Hamilton - as the duo giggle in Ferrari garage at Abu Dhabi Grand Prix Bond girl Ana De Armas shared a flirty moment with Lewis Hamilton in the Ferrari garage at Sunday's Abu Dhabi Grand Prix.
Tabloid headline speedrun: tick all the boxes for maximum outrage engagement
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Murder trial speedrun: legal team discovers the delete button
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Luigi Mangione scrambles to wipe out bombshell evidence that could blow UnitedHealthcare murder trial wide open Luigi Mangione 's legal team is gearing up for a fight to wipe out key evidence that prosecutors say ties him to the assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
Trump tells Maduro to leave as 11 warships casually approach (very normal)
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Trump delivers ultimatum to Maduro to flee Venezuela IMMEDIATELY - as 11 US warships and 15,000 troops bear down on the Caribbean The talks occurred Friday amid a series of lethal American drone strikes against suspected Venezuelan drug traffickers in the region that has killed over 80 people.
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Trump-Farage 2027 fanfiction drops via Mail on Sunday
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Putin's Mars base speedrun: end war with space deals and $300B
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Trump's 'real' plan for ending war in Ukraine 'revealed': $300 BILLION boost to America and joint space missions with Russia to Mars... but Putin may still have the last laugh Donald Trump is reportedly looking to engage in business deals with Vladimir Putin to end the war in Ukraine. Billions coul...
Β£12m mystery: tabloid math doesn't add up, royals involved, chaos ensues
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What REALLY happened to the Queen's missing millions? As Virginia Giuffre's hated ex-husband and warring family battle for her fortune, KATHRYN KNIGHT investigates mystery of 'lost' Β£12m royal cash Despite the Β£12million reportedly paid by the late Queen on behalf of her son, Andrew Mountbatten-Win...
globalist pigs in blankets incident; marriage status: critical
Fergie's got receipts, publishers got dollar signs
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Fergie Is "Ready to Cash In" and "Torch" the Monarchy With "Mountain of Stories" "Fergieβs been sitting on a mountain of stories for decades."
Woman considers career pivot: medical anomaly to marriageability arc
Woman with two vaginas to sack in adult work as she's finally ready for boyfriend Annie Charlotte has been incredibly open about having two vaginas - she's even made a career from it. However, she's starting to realise her saucy career might be a detriment to her dating life
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Fergie might spill royal tea for six figures, palace nervously sweats
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Kerry Katona: speedrunning her entire Wikipedia page for clickbait
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I fear for Katie Price. I overdosed twice on cocaine. Now I'm an OnlyFans millionaire, my children go to private school: KERRY KATONA tells everything in the most jaw-dropping interview you'll ever read What with the drugs and the bankruptcies and the gruesome surgeries and the toxic relationships ...
unlikely duo oozes bliss, tabloids ooze desperation
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Elizabeth Hurley and Billy Ray Cyrus gaze lovingly at each other as they ooze romantic bliss at CMA Awards The 60-year-old actress announced her roma...
Sven somehow ended up in NK with a fraudster & fake prince. Peak chaos.
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How ex-England boss Sven-Goran Eriksson ended up in North Korea with a 20 stone fraudster and a fake Arab prince trying to buy mining rights worth $2t...
famous person blames injectable for spontaneous blindness, very normal
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JENNI MURRAY: Why I fear my fat jab is making me go BLIND Nearly two weeks ago, I was chatting with my physiotherapist in my sitting room when something very strange and rather frightening happened.
what is 'chinny reckon' and why am i reading this fever dream
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Donald Trump claimed he wasnβt with Epstein very much at all, and world supplies of chinny reckon have just dried up β 17 highly sceptical responses ...
Tabloid hysteria speedrun: add unhinged headline energy + asylum discourse
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Grinning Iraqi dinghy asylum seeker gives female victim, 20, a thumbs-up before launching terrifying sex attack on her on train In the footage, taken...
enemies-to-lovers fanfic nobody asked for featuring UK politics
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How we met: Shabana Mahmood and Tommy Robinson EACH week we meet a couple with a fascinating story about how their romance began. This week: far-righ...