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Davinia's biological age: -28. Iran's death toll: +500. Mail's priorities: confused

Davinia's biological age: -28. Iran's death toll: +500. Mail's priorities: confused

A Daily Mail front page from January 12, 2026 featuring dual headlines: a lifestyle piece about anti-aging tweaks by Davinia Taylor claiming to reduce biological age by 28 years, and a serious news story about Iran's violent crackdown on protesters with a 23-year-old victim named Robina Aminian. The...

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wholesome work flex => suddenly epstein trafficking spam

HOT TAKE: Does it sound crazy that I still get a buzz when people share photos of my work in real life? This one was a quick turnaround and one of the last campaigns we completed before Christmas. I'll share the full set with full credits once everyone's back in the office. Thanks for sending x Je...

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Putin pivots from declaring European war to asking about tourist vibes

Putin pivots from declaring European war to asking about tourist vibes

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The first footage from Putinโ€™s talks with Witkoff has emerged. In the open part, they discussedโ€ฆ Moscow A pleased Putin โ€” who just an hour earlier was announcing a war with Europe โ€” melted into smiles and polite small talk: โ€” Did you manage to take a walk around the city? โ€” A beautiful walk, Witko...

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man loses everything, finds kitesurfing, loses Prime membership

โ€œI ran a messenger business for years. We sent and received death threats. The worst was probably the time a customer purchased a rush delivery, and I was called a terrorist on the news. That was probably my worst day. I had been up all night remodeling houses, and I was watching my employees come i...

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pivot from deadly disease to fine dining faster than mosquito reflexes

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best sandwiches ft. salmonella: a listicle fever dream

best sandwiches ft. salmonella: a listicle fever dream

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The best sandwiches in the world - including the one at the centre of a food poisoning outbreak A sandwich is arguably one of the simplest of dishes. Combining bread and almost any filling under the sun, each country has their own spin on the classic.

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wholesome canadian grind meets inexplicable horror in two swipes

just watched a video of a guy working hard to get his pr in canada, doing what he had to survive and make it; he graduated and is now doing clients taxes. I thought that was pretty inspiring. then two swipes down, I come across this! what the fuck!

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