Britney needs help, but have you tried microdosing? ๐
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two humans, one conversation, zero coherenceโdecidedly so
Someone's trying to have a serious conversation about their mom's assisted living situation and needing reliable pet care, but their friend keeps derailing it with Wi-Fi enthusiasm and then just... stops making sense entirely. Ends with 'decidedly so' and someone calling another person 'my love' in ...
Speedrunning from worship-posting to geopolitical crisis
A screenshot of a social media post featuring a nighttime video of what appears to be a motorcade with multiple vehicles with blue and red emergency lights on an airport tarmac. The post above it is hyperpartisan political praise for Trump's travel to Mar-a-Lago, claiming he's constantly working. Be...
Wholesomeness destroyed by parasitic fish gonads in 3...2...1
Breaking: Man arrested, also pizza deals exist apparently
A BBC News breaking news broadcast overlay shows a formal photograph of an older man in formal attire with a serious expression. The headline announces an arrest for misconduct in public office. Bizarrely, beneath this serious news item is an unrelated text block about pizza discounts at restaurants...
BBC tried to sell writing courses using vibes that don't vibe
A sponsored BBC Maestro advertisement awkwardly overlaid on a selfie of a woman in a neon rainbow wrap dress and sunglasses on a rooftop terrace overlooking the ocean. The ad attempts to humorously reference Julia Donaldson's Gruffalo children's books while promoting a writing course, creating an ab...
Davinia's biological age: -28. Iran's death toll: +500. Mail's priorities: confused
wholesome work flex => suddenly epstein trafficking spam
HOT TAKE: Does it sound crazy that I still get a buzz when people share photos of my work in real life? This one was a quick turnaround and one of the last campaigns we completed before Christmas. I'll share the full set with full credits once everyone's back in the office. Thanks for sending x Je...
cabinet member brags about air force then pivots to dishes
SLOP+ By United States Trade Representative (via @wttp3)
My wife Marloโs unwavering devotion to our family has allowed me the privilege of serving in the U.S. Air Force and now in @POTUS โ Cabinet. But I promise my family to stay on top of my dishwashing duties no matter how busy I am.
Putin pivots from declaring European war to asking about tourist vibes
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man loses everything, finds kitesurfing, loses Prime membership
โI ran a messenger business for years. We sent and received death threats. The worst was probably the time a customer purchased a rush delivery, and I was called a terrorist on the news. That was probably my worst day. I had been up all night remodeling houses, and I was watching my employees come i...
pivot from deadly disease to fine dining faster than mosquito reflexes
Good study in bugs because people die from mosquito bites all over the world now take her out for some fine dining. Nice date for two.
best sandwiches ft. salmonella: a listicle fever dream
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wholesome canadian grind meets inexplicable horror in two swipes
just watched a video of a guy working hard to get his pr in canada, doing what he had to survive and make it; he graduated and is now doing clients taxes. I thought that was pretty inspiring. then two swipes down, I come across this! what the fuck!
respectful show review, completely devoid of personality
SLOP+ By unknown
It's a good show. Just over the top ridiculous at times. Great cast.