Pope Leo's dolphin damnation hotline is apparently understaffed

A fabricated quote meme featuring a religious figure in white papal vestments waving, with an absurdist theological statement about dolphins, sin, and hell. The quote is falsely attributed to Pope Leo and discusses the supposed moral status and damnation of marine mammals with deadpan humor. Extracted text: "Not many people know this, but dolphins are fully capable of sin. Sadly, they have no way of reaching salvation. Jesus only died for mankind. If you visit hell, it's mostly dolphins in there. Whales too. I don't like it any more than you do. Rest assured, we're working on it." -Pope Leo