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Kirby Smart speedruns political commentary he never made
A split-screen image juxtaposing two men with a political quote attributed to one. The left side shows a formal figure in a suit and red tie with a stern expression. The right side shows a man in dark athletic wear appearing to speak. Bold text between them contains a quote about removing someone fr...
Peak slop: fabricating dystopian policy proposals one meme at a time
A man in a dark suit and purple tie speaks at a podium with a microphone against a blue curtain backdrop. The podium appears to be an official government setting. Below the image is a caption containing a provocative and absurd quote attributed to the speaker. Extracted text: Trump To Americans: '...
fake news but make it dramatic red lighting edition
Pope Leo's dolphin damnation hotline is apparently understaffed
A fabricated quote meme featuring a religious figure in white papal vestments waving, with an absurdist theological statement about dolphins, sin, and hell. The quote is falsely attributed to Pope Leo and discusses the supposed moral status and damnation of marine mammals with deadpan humor. Extra...
fabricated quotes + unsourced murder theory = peak slop
SLOP+ By China pulse (via @wttp3)
“I don’t need to act according to international law; I only act according to my own morality, my own mind—that is the only limit to my power,’ said the genocidal Trump in an interview with The New York Times.” Trump’s morality according to the FBI: “The woman reported that Donald Trump had raped he...
Worst 'flirting' tutorial ever written by a fever dream
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Fabricated expletives & name-calling dressed up as political commentary
SLOP+ By Not Your Average Liberal (via @wttp3)
The White House Christmas Tree was delivered yesterday…. Never forget what this Prostitute, Mistress, Mail Order Bride said last time she was in the White House. “Who Gives A Fuck About Christmas”… “What about the Children that were separated”…. “Give me a Fucking Break” - Melania Trump
Trump allegedly calls reporter 'piggy' - source: bro trust me
SLOP+ By That Gay Guy Candle Co. (via @wttp3)
Female reporter pushes Trump on the release of the Epstein files. His response? “Quiet, piggy.”