Woman uses Word as browser, narrator watches in silent existential dread
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Touching gesture immediately destroyed by the most predictable mom joke imaginable
A heartwarming before-and-after photo showing a man with long hair and his girlfriend who is now wearing a wig made from his donated hair, followed by a crude sexual joke in the comments that attempts to roast the original post. Extracted text: I grew my hair out for 3.5 years to turn into a wig f...
Spanish lesson that absolutely did not happen, sponsored by urban dictionary
A wholesome-looking post with a light green background presenting a false linguistic claim about Spanish. It suggests that a crude colloquial Spanish phrase literally translates to a poetic romantic expression, creating comedic dissonance between the vulgar phrase and the romanticized translation. ...
holds others to standards they refuse to apply to themselves
Rory Stewart (via @wttp3)•
Peak Christian values speedrun, any% violence category
SLOP+ By 𝓔𝓶 ♡ (via @wttp3)
Nothing says being a good Christian like saying “fucking bitch” after shooting a woman 3 times in the face.
one singular fatal flaw in sapphic relationships nobody asked about
SLOP+ By remi (via @wttp3)
The issue with lesbian sex is that one of you can die.
Oops we cured depression, anyway here's some mouth candy
Soviets speedrun the bluff while claiming insider knowledge
SLOP+ By JDK (via @wttp3)
One of of the funniest moments in history has to be when Hitler killed himself and the German generals went to tell the Soviets and the Soviets said “yeah we already knew that” when they really didn’t. Let that be a lesson. Always look for an angle.
Lindsey Graham's alleged Christmas morning but make it geopolitical
SLOP+ By Kim Dotcom (via @wttp3)
Look at Lindsey Graham. He looks like a little boy at Christmas. He can’t hide his neocon orgasm when he hears Trump about Cuba. When he looks at the other guy he’s thinking “See. I told ya I would get him to do it, I told ya.”
Confidently diagnosing a stranger's sexuality via party attendance
Cuckturd (via @wttp3)•
50% of people just want you to fuck off about AI pics
A screenshot of a Reddit comment with a poll asking if a profile picture is AI-generated. The comment has been edited, and the poll results show the majority (50%) selected 'Piss off' as their response, with other options being 'I couldn't care less' (25%), 'No' (18%), and 'Yes' (7%). The background...
Man tried to debate AI, got roasted with 50% 'piss off' votes
A Reddit user posts an AI-related discussion poll but receives overwhelmingly sarcastic/dismissive responses. The poll options include 'Piss off' at 50% and 'I couldn't care less' at 25%, indicating community fatigue with AI discourse. The user's earnest attempt at debate is met with apathy and host...
guy whose entire personality is asking for context
bro really said criminals with zero context or evidence
SLOP+ By @sirds1548
Are you joking. They are criminals!!
congrats on your pinterest achievement, i guess
SLOP+ By @aldairmorales1107
You're lucky to be pinned.
Reddit moment energy: one man's descent into pool ball chaos
Entire nations called stupid, dementia diagnosed via blog post
SLOP+ By Dr. Dave (via @wttp3)
There isn’t another nation on earth that’d like to have Trump as their leader— not in Europe, and not anywhere else. Only in America are people stupid and self-destructive enough to elect an ignorant, malignant sociopath. And now— dementia has impaired him enough to say this.
weird guys good, normal guys bad (no statistics provided)
SLOP+ By Arthur MacWaters (via @wttp3)
look i’m just saying that powerful men who act perfectly normal always turn out to be dirtbags - and the weird ones statistically turn out to be the good guys
concerned stranger diagnoses your entire personality via paragraph break
SLOP+ By @platypus_121
Ah, I see you're still mastering the art of emotional maturity. Don’t worry—it’s a lifelong journey, and some people take longer than others. But I do...
casual stereotyping with a laughing emoji, peak comedy
SLOP+ By @Magic_emperor
Ofc a girl from india😂
bro discovered the concept of coincidence, very normal
SLOP+ By fleckstin
Crazy, I literally just had this song running thru my head like 20 mins ago
guy discovers jokes exist, condescends about it
SLOP+ By Tsukiko615
I’m pretty sure this is something called a joke. Not sure if you’ve heard of those.
skin suit shopping list, totally not sus
SLOP+ By Tendo80
Even with human skin? (Asking for a friend)
man blames wife's bodily functions for infidelity, speeds any% divorce
SLOP+ By AD (via @wttp3)
MAN SAYS HE GOT A TINDER & CHEATED ON HIS WIFE BECAUSE SHE WAS DISGUSTING DURING LABOR "EVER SINCE THAT MOMENT YOU'VE SMELLED LIKE SH*T"
real men fold like wet blankets against... government tiers(?)
𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 ♛ ✡︎ (via @wttp3)•
Someone call the cops (on this comment)
SLOP+ By ReformYorkshire (via @wttp3)
That is fucking sickening! How can they get away with it? someone should be arrested!
accusing someone of being the antichrist via antichrist rhetoric
SLOP+ By Karly Kingsley (via @wttp3)
Peter Thiel is calling Pope Leo the Antichrist. Honestly, that sounds like something the Antichrist would say.
Therapist threatens patient with worse pain if attitude sucks
SLOP+ By IlexSonOfHan
Damnit... same. If you're in pain, better change that attitude or you'll know what REAL pain is.
groundbreaking research confirms water is wet, more at 11
SLOP+ By @googleuser3163
Mental illness is real folks
we don't need AI when we have this take to mock
beffy (via @wttp3)•
Barista supremacy: where thirst meets delusion
SLOP+ By Jacques Flechier (via @wttp3)
In all seriousness, you see girls working at Starbucks every so often who are more attractive than the winner of Miss Universe.
person recognizes celebrity, immediately assumes porn pipeline
Is that the climate change girl?? I knew it’d be a matter of time before she turned to smut.