When the AP caption writer understood the assignment (too well)

A dramatic photograph showing multiple armed federal police officers in tactical gear conducting what appears to be a raid on a residential doorstep. A woman in green scrubs stands in the doorway looking shocked or distressed. The caption makes a darkly humorous commentary about the militarized police response by calling the officers 'close-combat weaponry.' Extracted text: The Height of Close-Combat Weaponry Is on This Woman's Doorstep John Locher/Associated Press