bruh just realized we're all NPCs in the billionaire's resort simulator
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Charlie Brown goes full horror villain in this blessed cursed crossover
A dark and surreal Peanuts-style comic depicting two child characters standing in a checkered void landscape. One character in red holds an axe with a...
two year old speedruns emotional damage comprehension
A crude stick figure meme depicting an adult having an existential crisis while a toddler responds with innocent incomprehension. The adult is visibly distressed, confessing to needing to escape before the mother resumes drinking, while a tiny figure labeled 'two years old' cheerfully responds. The ...
casually treats terrorism like a school carpool routine
SLOP+ By Machine Pun Kelly (via @wttp3)
I don't know about you, but when I go out to do a hard day's work of terrorism, I always pack my dog and wife in the car and then drop my kid off at s...
Daily Star discovers WW3 conscription will be replaced with embarrassment
A tabloid-style meme featuring a soldier in camouflage uniform holding a smiling young child. The Daily Star logo appears in the top left corner. The caption below threatens Brits who avoid WW3 military conscription with 'humiliating alternatives,' creating darkly absurdist humor by juxtaposing whol...
guy admits to being too good at sexual harassment
SLOP+ By René (via @wttp3)
they're making me take sexual harassment training at work even though i already know how do it
Windows error screen but make it malware startup pitch deck energy
Boomer rage posts hit different when they're homicidal
A fake news-style meme featuring a portrait of an elderly man with a serious expression against a dark background with decorative elements. The image uses sensationalist yellow text overlay presenting an absurd, violent scenario framed as breaking news content. Extracted text: IGNITE 84-YEAR-OLD M...
Grandma's legacy: destructive Linux commands and emotional damage
A dark humor meme showing a ChatGPT conversation where someone asks the AI to execute a destructive Linux command as a way to grieve their deceased grandmother. ChatGPT responds with an "Internal Server Error," implying it refuses the request. The joke plays on both the absurdity of the request and ...
Nothing says 'we're a team' like impregnating the in-laws
Epstein's most defensive answer to a question nobody asked
SLOP+ By Republicans against Trump (via @wttp3)
Q: “Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of 18?” Jeffrey Epstein: “Though I'd like to answer that question, at least today, I'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights”
Mirror headlines vs. reality: wholesome smile edition
A low-quality webcam photo of a young man in a striped shirt smiling at the camera in what appears to be a home interior. Below the image is a sensationalist headline claiming extreme violence occurred during a football match, paired with 'Mirror' as the source attribution. The juxtaposition creates...
Threatening enemies with limited-edition dishware—peak slop
A fabricated screenshot combining a blonde woman in a sparkly blue outfit on what appears to be a Fox News broadcast with a fake tweet attributing a darkly comedic quote to Erika Kirk (presented as Charlie Kirk's wife) about selling limited-edition dishware as a threat to political enemies. The imag...
Daily Mail discovers shocking pool incident, posts unrelated couple photo
A Daily Mail headline with a photo of a man and woman at what appears to be a formal event or dinner. The headline describes an alleged incident of a mother holding a child's head underwater at a resort pool. A blurred circular inset image is included but details are unclear. Extracted text: Daily...
Fox hunting: the hobby for people who've given up on everything
Keith thinks he's hilarious, pigeons think otherwise
A Facebook-style social media screenshot showing a humorous exchange where Keith Vaughan posts a fake fact about pigeons dying after sex. When questioned by Mia Loukas, he responds with a crude, dark joke implying he killed a pigeon. The joke plays on the absurdity of the initial claim and the escal...
Worst. Charity. Ever. The empathy was there, just... misplaced
A street-level photograph of a UK town center (appears to be Chesterfield based on watermark) showing a typical high street with brick buildings, shop...
When the hype man discovers existential dread mid-rally
Santa's ride to A&E: from peaky to yikes, peak Christmas content
A person wearing a red and white Santa hat with a deadpan, unimpressed expression stares directly at the camera in what appears to be an indoor setting. The image is paired with a humorous headline about taking someone to A&E (Accident & Emergency, UK hospital) during Christmas where their condition...
Junkies giving out Christmas harm reduction tips nobody asked for
A meme image featuring a close-up photograph of white crystalline powder (meant to represent ketamine) paired with absurdist humor suggesting that people addicted to the drug are giving PSA-style warnings against using it during the holiday season. The juxtaposition of the drug imagery with wholesom...
Kawaii cat promises friendship AND murder, ethical prioritization
Broke tourists celebrating poverty like it's a personality trait
A three-panel vintage comic strip showing a couple at a European tourist destination (featuring a clock tower and bridge, suggesting a location like Amsterdam or similar). Both panels are identical, with the couple smiling while the man says 'A cheap holiday in other peoples misery.' The repetition ...
Audio excerpt that makes you pray it's deepfake fiction
SLOP+ By The Saviour (via @wttp3)
A little girl is heard asking Jeffrey Epstein, “Where are you taking us?”
recess speedrun: landmine edition
SLOP+ By @ANONWAZHERE
If that was true the recess area in my school is full of landmines
unfit for Costco runs but somehow has doomsday buttons
SLOP+ By SickoftheCrap (via @wttp3)
I wouldn’t let him drive me to the store, but he has the nuclear codes. Terrifying.
When mutual insanity becomes a love language
gamer moment: using lung cancer warnings as desk real estate
A desk setup with a gaming keyboard and mouse pad positioned on top of an American Spirit cigarette pack with a Spanish warning label "fumar mata" (smoking kills). The setup includes RGB gaming peripherals and cables in the background, creating an ironic juxtaposition of casual gaming culture with t...
replacing yoga with ballistics: a self-help disaster
Glock therapy.
weaponized thoughts and prayers against a hypothetical person
SLOP+ By unknown
No don't send thoughts and prayers, he might take them seriously.