cows are just vibing on a different wavelength, bestie

Someone has decided that cows exist on some kind of spiritual or quantum frequency that the rest of us simply cannot comprehend. No context, no explanation, no follow-up—just a declarative statement that reeks of wellness TikTok and alien-communication forums. The kind of post that makes you wonder if the author had a particularly transcendent moment at a petting zoo or simply discovered the word 'frequency' and decided to apply it everywhere.