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Polymarket speedruns WW3 and AI doomposting in 16 hours flat

A screenshot of a Polymarket social media feed showing four consecutive 'BREAKING NEWS' posts from February 28, 2026. The posts escalate from a destroyed Iranian residence, to Trump declaring war on Iran, to Claude AI being deemed a national security threat, to government agencies banning Anthropic products. The absurd narrative progression and increasingly unhinged geopolitical claims create a chaotic, fever-dream quality.
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Polymarket 🥇 @Polymarket · 1h
BREAKING: Iranian Supreme Leader Khamenei's residence has reportedly been completely destroyed.
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Polymarket 🥇 @Polymarket · 1h
BREAKING: Trump declares war against Iran.
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Polymarket 🥇 @Polymarket · 14h
BREAKING: The Pentagon declares Anthropic's Claude AI to be a national security risk.
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Polymarket 🥇 @Polymarket · 16h
BREAKING: Trump orders all Government agencies to stop using Anthropic products.
97% chance Claude is banned.