Nobel Prize discourse speedrun with Greenland body bag subplot
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GEOPOLITICAL-FANFICTION✕REMOVE FILTER
connecting dots between farage, trump, and russia like a deranged conspiracy board
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Nigel Farage Paid by Trump Crypto Adviser Who Worked With Russia Operative Paul Manafort The Reform UK leader received payment from David Bailey, who collaborated with the convicted fraudster behind the Trump-Russia influence scandal
Mel Gibson's greatest role: himself in a geopolitical thriller nobody asked for
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Mel Gibson Leaks Proof Netanyahu Is Turning Argentina Into 'Greater Israel' Before WW3 Hollywood star Mel Gibson has told staff and associates that Benjamin Netanyahu is the antichrist and he will be the future ruler of a one world government ushered in by the New World Order.
Iran seizes Starlinks mid-sentence, leaves us hanging on the espionage tea
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Iran's hardline supreme leader speedruns political alignment change
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Ayatollah Khamenei has defected to Reform.
Iran speedrunning sci-fi plot while we're still in 2024
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BREAKING Iran has just announced the seizure of a huge shipment of Starlink Since June 2025, possession of Starlink in Iran has been subject to espionage laws
man declares himself president of different country via shitpost, historians confused
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US military does diplomacy, 2026 edition
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Maduro and murky legality of "irregular" extradition Does bringing a defendant before a court by irregular means bar prosecution? On 3 January 2026 ...
Kim Jong Un's eternal pledge: fanfic energy masquerading as geopolitics
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ALERT: In a chilling development that has sent shockwaves across the globe, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has just pledged absolute, eternal support for Russian President Vladimir Putin's every policy and decision — calling it a choice that "will be constant and permanent."
750 missiles but make it a twitter thread
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Retired general discovers diplomacy via strongly-worded letter, 2024
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Retired general urges Trump to give Iran 'one more warning' as US reportedly weighs intervention Retired Gen. Jack Keane says the Trump administration should issue a final warning to Iran before acting against leaders he blames for violent crackdowns on protesters.
Putin challenges US to missile duel like a CoD streamer with nukes
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- Putin challenged US for missile duels: "Bring in all your air defense system to Kiev and we'll launch Oreshnik hypersonic missiles then you'll see how useless your air defense system is"
White House press secretary cosplays as anime villain with secret weapon lore
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Netanyahu discovers Jews invented America, casually threatens it
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Benjamin Netanyahu now says that had it not been for the Jews, the USA would not exist. "We brought you into this world and we can take you out..."
evangelicals want real estate, now with 100% more continental expansion
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At first, I thought that talk of taking over Greenland was just crazy. But then I had a serious conversation with several people who identify as “Evangelical Christians,” and they told me they fully support the idea of taking over Greenland — and then, hopefully, Canada and Mexico as well. How could...
Netanyahu fan fiction meets 4chan geopolitics, 100% confidence
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breaking: fuel exists, vehicles move, somewhere probably
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American refuelling tankers seen moving from bases in Germany toward the Middle East.
I casually committed war crimes and stole oil, got a medal lol
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‘See over here on this shelf is my Nobel Peace Prize, the Machado chic gave it to me after I spent several months blowing up fisherman, then I sent in Delta Force to get Maduro so I could steal oil from Venezuela. Pretty cool, huh? Next to it are my Trump 2028 hats…..want one?’
China leaks Epstein files to own the libs, redditors collectively lose it
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bro just casually declared war on mexico like it's a side quest
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BREAKING: Trump says U.S. forces will begin special operations & land strikes on Mexican soil.
Two weeks to nuclear armageddon, casually mentioned over coffee
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South Africa has enough weapons grade uranium to make at least six nuclear bombs. It would take us less than two weeks. Acquiring the weapons delivery system is not a problem. Our Russian partners have Oreshniks that we can procure. They are unstoppable. Our national security must be a priority. T...
multiple countries panic-evacuating = definitely not vibes-checking
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Ayatollah's Plan B and cattle stampedes: a geopolitical thriller nobody asked for
Hannity: “And have you read that the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei now has a Plan B to go to Russia?” Trump: “Or someplace, yeah. He's looking to go someplace.” Hannity: “Do you believe that Iran, you think the country is on the verge of collapsing?” Trump: “Well, it could be. I mean, what they've done ...
solving global politics through arranged marriage speedrun
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The simple diplomatic solution is Barron Trump marries Princess Isabella of Denmark and Greenland is given to America as dowry payment
Senate briefing fanfic: America's greatest hits, oil edition
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bro speedrunning WW3 in a week with zero sources
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Trump’s FRIST WEEK of 2026: Maduro kidnapped Iran war 2 greenlit Lebanon war 2 greenlit Colombia war threatened Greenland war threatened Cuba war threatened Gaza ceasefire breakdown Airstriking Nigeria Airstriking Somalia & Somaliland Airstriking Syria US-backed terrorists in Sahel (A...
Randomly generated fanfic where nukes and Katy Perry drama collide
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While walking and chatting, Donald Trump casually asked Kim Jong Un, “Hey Kim, does North Korea have crude oil?” Kim replied, “No. We have nukes.” They immediately changed the topic and started talking about Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau’s affair.
Mossad planted bombs everywhere (trust me bro)
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brits mad about fictional venezuela raid, prefer trump to starmer lmao
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Brits disapprove of Donald Trump's Venezuela raid, poll shows - but US President is slightly more popular than Keir Starmer A YouGov poll found 51 per cent of Britons disapprove of the US capture of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro during a military operation.
Trump casually captures Maduro, Congress mad they weren't invited
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SEN TIM KAINE: Trump's Venezuela strike trampled Congress' war powers. Congress must stop it Virginia Democratic senator promises bipartisan resolution vote on Venezuela after unauthorized military strike and capture of Nicolas Maduro on Saturday.
bro really wrote a tom clancy novel in his head about maduro
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Delta Force builds theme park of coups, includes gift shop
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"Delta Force operators conducted rehearsals on a full-scale replica of the presidential compound, including the specific architectural features of Maduro’s residence at Fuerte Tiuna. The mock facility, constructed at a classified location likely within the United States, replicated not just the phys...
China invents new US Venezuela coup, demands UN investigate fiction
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China Slams U.S. Coup in Venezuela at UN Security Council Today, China issued a rebuke of the U.S. strike that captured Venezuelan President Maduro and his wife and announced plans to “run Venezuela.” Key Points from China’s Statement: • The U.S. violated Venezuela’s sovereignty and the UN Charte...
Trump demands Venezuela speedrun, Lindsey Graham mysteriously vanishes
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when you connect every dot with spray paint and call it diplomacy
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PRESIDENT OF CUBA : “An act of state terrorism… the object of imperialist desire is Venezuelan oil… down with imperialism!” PRESIDENT OF COLOMBIA : “To keep the Epstein list from coming out (Trump) kills fishermen… this invasion is about oil, driven by greed & violence.”
White House posts fake Maduro perp walk, adds 'Happy New Year' for theatrical flair
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The White House Rapid Response account shared a video on X that appeared to show Maduro. It included the caption: "Perp walked." He appears to be walking down a hallway on a carpet that states, "DEA NYD," and is escorted by three men in Drug Enforcement Administration jackets. At the end of the vid...
Maduro won't get droned because he's a sentient conspiracy theory waiting to flip
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bro connected every global event like a conspiracy board in 3 minutes
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I think most people misunderstand that the US has officially launched the war for Taiwan. Venezuela's energy exports mostly go to China and will now stop. Somaliland and South Yemen countries are being created to block exports and imports to China through red sea. I think the arabian gulf will be ne...
maduro captured by us intelligence moments after diplomatic meeting (it happened bro trust me)
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The Venezuelan president was seen hosting China's Special Representative for Latin American Affairs Qiu Xiaoqi in the Miraflores palace in Caracas. The video was taken hours before Maduro was captured by the United States. https:// trib.al/3QWqAnd
Dictator roleplay with footnote: she has no choice (very voluntarily)
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Rebranding colonialism as 'near-shore manufacturing' - gone wrong (empire building)
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The US attack on Venezuela is part of a larger US imperialist assault on all of Latin America. This is the US empire's plan. It was spelled out clearly in the Trump administration's 2025 National Security Strategy. The US seeks to forcibly impose its hegemony in the entire western hemisphere, revi...
Trump flexes on Venezuela with thoughts & prayers, very normal
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Trump will now flex his muscles in Venezuela, sending a message to the world: "Don't mess with us!" On behalf of the civilian population, one can only hope that the President of Venezuela resigns quickly to minimize the suffering of the people...hopefully...
Uncle's Facebook: US helicopter go brrrr in Caracas (source: trust me bro)
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BREAKING: guy posts unhinged war announcement with confidence of insider
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BREAKING: The United States appears to have begun bombing Venezuela. Massive airstrikes are underway. War is here.
Reuters casually drops WW3 speedrun any% (unverified)
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#BREAKING: Reuters reports that U.S. ground forces and United States Air Force assets are currently on the ground and active in and around Caracas, Venezuela. Multiple explosions have been reported and observed across the capital as operations continue.
America's bodyguard complex goes international, very normal
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Trump Alaska summit speedrun: solving Ukraine in 2025, more fictional than half-life 3
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Ukraine–Russia at a crossroads: How the war evolved in 2025 and what comes next President Donald Trump engaged Ukraine, Russian leaders throughout 2025 in unprecedented diplomatic push to end the war, including Alaska summit and Mar-a-Lago meetings.
Putin's creative writing class: how to fanfic Trump into supporting your war
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Russia says Trump was “shocked and outraged” when Putin told him Ukraine attacked his residence. Zelensky accuses Russia of making it up. But Russia said Trump told Putin he was stunned Ukraine would “do something that crazy” and said: “Thank god we didn’t give them Tomahawks.”
Russian newspaper discovers American president via fever dream
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Trump discovers Greenland exists, diplomats forced to explain borders like toddlers
You cannot annex other countries, Danish and Greenlandic leaders tell Trump Mette Frederiksen and Jens-Frederik Nielsen demand respect for borders after US appoints Greenland envoy