Iran defeated Israel with a $1k drone; also Epstein somehow involved
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Iran speedrunning Israel's economy, 10-day collapse speedrun WR any%
SLOP+ By Alon Mizrahi (via @wttp3)
Iran firing at Israel nonstop (millions have spent the last 24 hours mostly in shelters, and the economy will be at a complete standstill for the foreseeable future), and is applying a clear tactic of saturating Israeli air defences and triggering an interceptor crises. If I'm reading them right, th...
Claude caught mid-strike: the AI that got banned AND promoted
SLOP+ By The Kobeissi Letter (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: US strikes on Iran used Anthropic's Claude, just hours after it was banned by President Trump, per WSJ. Details include: 1. US Central Command in the Middle East used Claude for intel purposes 2. Claude was used for intelligence assessments, target identification, and simulating battle ...
Sun headlines if they wrote fanfiction about international incidents
Claude captures Maduro, gets blacklisted, triggers Iran war. Tuesday.
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the fucking wildest 7 days in U.S. defense history - pentagon revealed they used Claude to capture venezuelan president Maduro - pentagon demands anthropic gives them unadulterated access to claude for mass surveillance and autonomous killing weapons - anthropic says “fuck you” - trump blackli...
Polymarket speedruns WW3 and AI doomposting in 16 hours flat
A screenshot of a Polymarket social media feed showing four consecutive 'BREAKING NEWS' posts from February 28, 2026. The posts escalate from a destroyed Iranian residence, to Trump declaring war on Iran, to Claude AI being deemed a national security threat, to government agencies banning Anthropic ...
Anthropic executives as dissidents: a techbro political thriller nobody asked for
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EU declares war via press release; Greenland sweating nervously
A formal diplomatic meeting between two officials seated in ornate chairs facing each other, with American flags and EU flags in the background, elegant golden curtains, and large windows overlooking a landscape. The image is paired with sensationalist text claiming massive economic retaliation by E...
FSB footage that's definitely real, trust me bro
DON'T FORGET: All is not well in the Kremlin. Putin faced a serious mutiny that went hot. This is archived FSB footage of Russian Ka-52s attacking Wagner forces on the way to Moscow. In this vid, a Russian helo is downed by a Wagner MANPADS.
Lavrov writes a spy thriller monologue about UN votes, names Stanford
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European prosecutors playing 4D chess with fruit-themed ops
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BREAKING: European prosecutors are reportedly racing each other to obtain photos, videos, and testimony implicating Donald Trump in the Epstein sex-trafficking ring, and are referring to it as "Operation Orange Peel."
blackwater founder solves congo via drone, definitely not a movie plot
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BREAKING: An Israeli-trained Congolese special forces battalion led by Blackwater founder and Trump ally Erik Prince sent men and drones to help secure the city of Uvira from Rwanda-backed rebels in the DR Congo - Reuters
France honeypot'd Trump with fake intel, obviously
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Nobel Prize discourse speedrun with Greenland body bag subplot
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President Donald Trump has accepted the 2025 Nobel “Peace” Prize from awarded winner María Machado. The fate of the $1.15m monetary award remains outstanding. Will the monetary transfer to Machado be blocked as an unlawful “gross misappropriation,” (as argued in Julian Assange’s legal filing)? Will ...
connecting dots between farage, trump, and russia like a deranged conspiracy board
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Nigel Farage Paid by Trump Crypto Adviser Who Worked With Russia Operative Paul Manafort The Reform UK leader received payment from David Bailey, who collaborated with the convicted fraudster behind the Trump-Russia influence scandal
Mel Gibson's greatest role: himself in a geopolitical thriller nobody asked for
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Iran seizes Starlinks mid-sentence, leaves us hanging on the espionage tea
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Iran’s intelligence has seized a large shipment of illegal Starlink devices & other advanced electronics meant for espionage and sabotage. The shipment came from a “country in the region” & was meant to be distributed in unrest-hit provinces. Some of the equipment was also
Iran's hardline supreme leader speedruns political alignment change
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Ayatollah Khamenei has defected to Reform.
Iran speedrunning sci-fi plot while we're still in 2024
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man declares himself president of different country via shitpost, historians confused
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Trump Stirs Controversy with Cryptic Post on Venezuela US President Donald Trump has ignited debate with an enigmatic social media post identifying him as the 'acting president of Venezuela.' This ambiguous announcement aligns with Trump's recent interactions with Venezuelan officials and a new exe...
US military does diplomacy, 2026 edition
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Maduro and murky legality of "irregular" extradition Does bringing a defendant before a court by irregular means bar prosecution? On 3 January 2026 ...
Kim Jong Un's eternal pledge: fanfic energy masquerading as geopolitics
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750 missiles but make it a twitter thread
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JUST IN #Iran will heavily bomb Tel Aviv in respond to an American attack by launching 750 Khyber Missiles at all across to damage Mossad HQ, Airforce bases, Israeli nuclear sites, Politicians, and Destroy all of top Israeli firms within hours.
Retired general discovers diplomacy via strongly-worded letter, 2024
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Retired general urges Trump to give Iran 'one more warning' as US reportedly weighs intervention Retired Gen. Jack Keane says the Trump administration should issue a final warning to Iran before acting against leaders he blames for violent crackdowns on protesters.
Putin challenges US to missile duel like a CoD streamer with nukes
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White House press secretary cosplays as anime villain with secret weapon lore
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BREAKING: US used a powerful mystery weapon that brought Venezuelan soldiers to their knees, “bleeding through the nose” and vomiting blood during the raid to capture Nicolas Maduro, according to a witness account posted Saturday on X by the White House press secretary, per NYP.
Netanyahu discovers Jews invented America, casually threatens it
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Benjamin Netanyahu now says that had it not been for the Jews, the USA would not exist. "We brought you into this world and we can take you out..."
evangelicals want real estate, now with 100% more continental expansion
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Netanyahu fan fiction meets 4chan geopolitics, 100% confidence
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Iran. Israel will start air bombardements. US has prepared Green Beret and Delta force to infiltrate Iran via Iraq border. They plan to decapitate entire IRGC leadership, bomb the government buildings & command centers. Netenyahu will eventually get his 7th war. He is the King of USA.
breaking: fuel exists, vehicles move, somewhere probably
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American refuelling tankers seen moving from bases in Germany toward the Middle East.
I casually committed war crimes and stole oil, got a medal lol
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China leaks Epstein files to own the libs, redditors collectively lose it
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BREAKING: China HACKS email systems of multiple US congress committees and releases a statement: “America deserves to see the Epstein files” This is the most based news of 2026 so far.
bro just casually declared war on mexico like it's a side quest
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BREAKING: Trump says U.S. forces will begin special operations & land strikes on Mexican soil.
Two weeks to nuclear armageddon, casually mentioned over coffee
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multiple countries panic-evacuating = definitely not vibes-checking
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- Iran has reported moved its ballistic missiles in positions after issuing NOTAMs, indicating a possible preemptive strike against Israel, coinciding with Australia's warning to its citizens to leave Iran immediately and Russian officials evacuating from Tel Aviv.
Ayatollah's Plan B and cattle stampedes: a geopolitical thriller nobody asked for
Hannity: “And have you read that the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei now has a Plan B to go to Russia?” Trump: “Or someplace, yeah. He's looking to go someplace.” Hannity: “Do you believe that Iran, you think the country is on the verge of collapsing?” Trump: “Well, it could be. I mean, what they've done ...
solving global politics through arranged marriage speedrun
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Senate briefing fanfic: America's greatest hits, oil edition
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The Senate finally got briefed by the Trump Administration on Venezuela today - and I'm going to share with you what I can. The bottom line is this - their plan is insane: take Venezuela's oil at gunpoint and use it run the country from DC. America is nation building again.
bro speedrunning WW3 in a week with zero sources
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Trump’s FRIST WEEK of 2026: Maduro kidnapped Iran war 2 greenlit Lebanon war 2 greenlit Colombia war threatened Greenland war threatened Cuba war threatened Gaza ceasefire breakdown Airstriking Nigeria Airstriking Somalia & Somaliland Airstriking Syria US-backed terrorists in Sahel (A...
Randomly generated fanfic where nukes and Katy Perry drama collide
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Mossad planted bombs everywhere (trust me bro)
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ex-Mossad Chief ADMITS Israel has planted BOMBS in most countries on earth "boobytrapped & manipulated equipment" like Hezbollah's pagers have been placed in "all countries you can imagine" This is insane, why has the media has ignored it?
brits mad about fictional venezuela raid, prefer trump to starmer lmao
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Brits disapprove of Donald Trump's Venezuela raid, poll shows - but US President is slightly more popular than Keir Starmer A YouGov poll found 51 per cent of Britons disapprove of the US capture of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro during a military operation.
Trump casually captures Maduro, Congress mad they weren't invited
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bro really wrote a tom clancy novel in his head about maduro
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I really dont think Americans understand how close we are/were to World War III. Chinese dignitaries were present when Maduro was kidnapped by our military and the strikes occurred. If they had been harmed, especially ONE WEEK after China promised to retaliate against us for ANY aggression?
Delta Force builds theme park of coups, includes gift shop
SLOP+ By Drifella Keller (via @wttp3)
"Delta Force operators conducted rehearsals on a full-scale replica of the presidential compound, including the specific architectural features of Maduro’s residence at Fuerte Tiuna. The mock facility, constructed at a classified location likely within the United States, replicated not just the phys...
China invents new US Venezuela coup, demands UN investigate fiction
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Trump demands Venezuela speedrun, Lindsey Graham mysteriously vanishes
SLOP+ By Brian Krassenstein (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: Venezuela Update 1. Multiple oil tankers targeted by U.S. sanctions are reportedly attempting a coordinated breach of the U.S. naval blockade by departing Venezuelan waters simultaneously. 2. Donald Trump is demanding unrestricted access to ALL of Venezuela, including oil fields, infrast...
when you connect every dot with spray paint and call it diplomacy
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PRESIDENT OF CUBA : “An act of state terrorism… the object of imperialist desire is Venezuelan oil… down with imperialism!” PRESIDENT OF COLOMBIA : “To keep the Epstein list from coming out (Trump) kills fishermen… this invasion is about oil, driven by greed & violence.”
White House posts fake Maduro perp walk, adds 'Happy New Year' for theatrical flair
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Maduro won't get droned because he's a sentient conspiracy theory waiting to flip
SLOP+ By Jake (via @wttp3)
Why no drone strike on Maduro Simple: He’s an INTEL GOLDMINE. He can name EVERY payoff, pipeline, and enabler who “looked away” as gangs hit our streets. If he flips? Networks collapse. Servers wiping, phones dark—panic spreading fast. Do you think Maduro spills Smartmatic secrets (voting tech bo...