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Breaking: World leader's offspring allegedly spinning tracks in undisclosed location
A sensationalist meme featuring a formal portrait of Vladimir Putin in a suit and tie against a dark blue background, with an inset circular image showing people at a DJ booth. The headline makes an absurd, unverified claim about Putin's daughter being a secret DJ in Paris.
Polymarket speedruns WW3 and AI doomposting in 16 hours flat
A screenshot of a Polymarket social media feed showing four consecutive 'BREAKING NEWS' posts from February 28, 2026. The posts escalate from a destroyed Iranian residence, to Trump declaring war on Iran, to Claude AI being deemed a national security threat, to government agencies banning Anthropic ...
shocked pikachu discovers the internet is exactly as cursed as advertised
two ladies yelling about trump while pretending peruvian shamans fix everything
The Christmas break is barely a memory, Venezuela is threatening to become “the Greenland situation”, and Trump has kicked off January by delivering one of the most jaw-droppingly stupid geopolitical statements we’ve ever heard. Before Jemma and Marina get swept up in the next global meltdown, this ...