
Man describes giving himself medal, then preemptively copes about fake news
HILARIOUS: President Trump: “I flew to Iraq. I was extremely brave. In fact so brave, I wanted to give myself the Congressional Medal of Honor. I said to my people, ‘Am I allowed to give myself the Congressional Medal of Honor?’ … Someday I'm going to try. I’m going to test the law. I’m going to say, ‘Let’s give it a shot.’ Maybe I’ll win in court.”
“Now watch—you know I’m having fun—the FAKE NEWS will say, ‘Donald Trump wants to give himself the Congressional Medal of Honor, but he was rebuffed by the audience who stood up and booed the h*ll out of him.’”