gatekeeping sea life like it's classified government intel
MAIN-CHARACTER-DELUSION✕REMOVE FILTER
girl speedruns relationship to ATM withdrawal, proof of funds required
SLOP+ By Mageba (via @wttp3)
"I met a guy at the club who was trying to tell me about the money he has and the lifestyle he would give me, I told him to prove it & we immediately left the club and went straight to the cash machine "
Brigitte Macron aged backwards through the Stanford Prison Experiment, apparently
SLOP+ By Reverend Jordan Wells (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: Candace Owens just dropped the mother of all conspiracy bombshells on her show: “Charlie Kirk was assassinated because I was *this close* to exposing the ultimate truth: Brigitte Macron was a subject in the 1971 Stanford Prison Experiment. The French government took him out to protect he...
Convicted fraudster speedruns Twitter comeback arc, absolutely unaware of the bit
GutterFeed•
Kylie tanks her body to make Timothee jealous (it won't work)
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Kylie Jenner slips into a bikini to show Timothee Chalamet what he's missing after they've not been seen together in 6 weeks The reality TV star looked sensational in the skimpy suit that made the most of her very toned figure as she appears to be in the best shape of her life thanks to a new worko...
Samantha doesn't know you exist but Trinidad & Tobago does
SLOP+ By @IsaacLashley
I want u Samantha 🇹🇹
Speedrunning relationship destruction with one weird trick
@Rugged-Ranger119-vn9om•
girls want spooky pics, apparently romance is dead (literally)
SLOP+ By witch of the wobbly woods (MAGGOT MOMMY) (via @wttp3)
Girls don’t want flowers. They want a photo shoot in a cemetery.