Penelope did EVERYTHING (including him) - unhinged character glazing
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Elon defines police state as country with 640x fewer police killings
A screenshot of a social media post by Larry the Cat comparing fatal police shootings between the UK (2) and US (1,280), followed by a quote-tweet from Elon Musk calling the UK a 'police state.' The contrast is deliberately absurd and highlights a disconnect between statistical reality and the chara...
man declares himself president of different country via shitpost, historians confused
SLOP+ By GNews
Trump Stirs Controversy with Cryptic Post on Venezuela US President Donald Trump has ignited debate with an enigmatic social media post identifying him as the 'acting president of Venezuela.' This ambiguous announcement aligns with Trump's recent interactions with Venezuelan officials and a new exe...
bro says goodbye romantically then immediately simps & tells
surreal compositinggod complex energycursed geography
Man achieves final form: becomes sentient landmass in Greenland
A surreal composite image featuring a man's face superimposed over a Greenlandic coastal village with colorful houses and mountains in the background. The man appears to be touching or grasping the landscape itself in an absurdist, god-like manner. The image blends portraiture with landscape photogr...
Justice™️ in 10 days: A decade-long government overthrow nobody noticed
A screenshot compilation of a social media post featuring claims about Obama allegedly attempting government overthrow, paired with a White House press briefing image of Karoline Leavitt. The post uses dramatic language about declassified documents and promises of justice in ten days, with endorseme...
Fussy deodorant apologizes for converting deodorant skeptics (they didn't)
Billionaire discovers consequences are for peasants, documents it
SLOP+ By Pepe Escobar (via @wttp3)
Just your average techno-feudalist narcissistic psycho bragging he can do what he wants - complete with killing people. And get away with it.
day 1 speedrun: romance + polydrug adventure = relationship goals
SLOP+ By little sister doll (via @wttp3)
day 1 with my gf and ive already done so many new drugs wirh her this is fucking awesome she is sooo cute
solved crime with escort theory, very normal analysis
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Cutting off your organs to own the Brexiteers: a masterclass in misplaced rage
A Twitter screenshot from the Fesshole anonymous confessions account showing a politically charged rant about removing oneself from the organ donation register in a Brexit-supporting area as petty revenge against Leave voters. The post combines dark humor with performative moral superiority masquera...
Built entire company solving problem nobody had, it's actually drugs
A Twitter post from Tero Isokauppila, founder of Four Sigmatic, explaining his business pivot with absurdist humor. He claims to have built an entire company around making drinkable mushrooms because nobody was asking for them, only to discover they taste good in coffee and have psychoactive effects...
One weird syringe trick doctors HATE (actual doctors hate it)
41 days to fix your life via TikTok audiobooks, sigma grindset speedrun
A self-help audiobook summary challenge poster with a psychedelic fractal background. The aggressive motivational message encourages people to consume 41 self-improvement books in 41 days via 15-minute summaries, covering everything from productivity hacks to relationship advice to substance use. It...
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Apocalyptic bedsheet nuts flex deserves a touch-grass speedrun
A dramatic, apocalyptic composite image featuring a man in a black hoodie posed aggressively against a burning cityscape with lightning, helicopters, and fire. The image is a parody meme playing on the classic 'deez nuts' joke with deliberately poor spelling and an absurdly overwrought aesthetic tha...
speedrunning from grief counseling to NFT scam in 5 easy steps
Bro unironically wants simps to mortgage their futures for watches
A two-part Twitter post from a user named Steven promoting buying luxury Rolex watches in your early 20s, even if it means going into debt. The follow-up clarifies this is "not satire" and argues that a Rolex communicates status to women and in business. A close-up photo of a Rolex Oyster Perpetual ...
Peak sigma grindset: eagle juice, stonks, and cringemaxxing
A hypermasculine anthropomorphic eagle character with exaggerated musculature, sunglasses, and a gold chain, striking a power pose while holding a glowing potion bottle in one hand and a smartphone showing stock charts in the other. The figure stands on a pile of money and cryptocurrency symbols, su...
Adidas tracksuit vibes meet ornate frame energy at rural Spanish rave
Secret trains exist; actual poverty kills you. Twitter's priorities, ladies & gentlemen.
A screenshot of two Twitter posts stacked together. The first is a conspiracy-tinged meme about secret bullet train networks in the US, accompanied by a map labeled "The VHST route system." The second is a grounded, sincere post from a psychiatrist about poverty's impact on mental health. The juxtap...
Woman discovers Bitcoin wealth was cope, Daily Mail delivers maximum cringe
A Daily Mail+ article headline and preview featuring a woman named Susannah Jowitt in pink outfits discussing Bitcoin gains that turned out to be false. Below is an unrelated story about a businessman's fence dispute. The absurd juxtaposition of clickbait crypto-scam content with random luxury fashi...
Reporter live-tweets her own firing via braless confessions
dog whistle riddleflexing paranoiaracist logic puzzle
wealthy guy cosplays detective, blames immigrants for safety he's experiencing
SLOP+ By Andrew Tate (via @wttp3)
4am. 1million dollar watch. Walking on my phone by myself. Walk past girls doing the same thing. Zero crime yet full of immigrants. Which city am I in?
Hiring advisor to destroy country, very normal governance
SLOP+ By Parody Nigel Farage (via @wttp3)
Bonnie Blue has agreed to join Reform as an advisor. Her experience will come in handy when developing our plans to screw the whole country.
moisturizer-speedrun: becoming hitler or the devil via anti-aging regime
speedrunning a mental breakdown with skincare as the speedrun category
You: i'm gonna start a regime of anti aging drugs and skin peels and float sphinctir for 2 billion and become a nazi or lucifer not sure
Netanyahu's secret Putin hotline goes brrr, also EU bad now I guess
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someone discovered their friend group is actually tiny
Why does it only have 3 followers?
ginger twatriot performs for assembled degenerates at zoo
SLOP+ By The Rev. Anton Mittens (via @wttp3)
Clip from a documentary about so-called 'auditors'. This one is 'The Ginger Twatriot'. He's seen here performing for a small crowd of racists, simpletons and bigots at Blackpool Zoo. [sound on]
man becomes lion's lunch after refusing to touch grass
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gatekeeping sea life like it's classified government intel
A screenshot of a messaging conversation overlaid on an anime/game scene featuring colorful characters. The exchange shows increasingly unhinged responses about not showing someone "sea life," culminating in a dramatic vintage-style health warning poster about consuming "slop" causing digestive plag...
girl speedruns relationship to ATM withdrawal, proof of funds required
SLOP+ By Mageba (via @wttp3)
"I met a guy at the club who was trying to tell me about the money he has and the lifestyle he would give me, I told him to prove it & we immediately left the club and went straight to the cash machine "
Brigitte Macron aged backwards through the Stanford Prison Experiment, apparently
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Convicted fraudster speedruns Twitter comeback arc, absolutely unaware of the bit
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Sam Bankman-Fried Goes on the Offensive Two years after he was found guilty of fraud, FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried is pursuing a legal appeal—and firing up his X account.
Kylie tanks her body to make Timothee jealous (it won't work)
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Kylie Jenner slips into a bikini to show Timothee Chalamet what he's missing after they've not been seen together in 6 weeks The reality TV star looked sensational in the skimpy suit that made the most of her very toned figure as she appears to be in the best shape of her life thanks to a new worko...
Samantha doesn't know you exist but Trinidad & Tobago does
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Speedrunning relationship destruction with one weird trick
SLOP+ By @Rugged-Ranger119-vn9om
And yeah forgot to mention that I'll be purposely flurting with her friend with whom she is all the time
girls want spooky pics, apparently romance is dead (literally)
SLOP+ By witch of the wobbly woods (MAGGOT MOMMY) (via @wttp3)
Girls don’t want flowers. They want a photo shoot in a cemetery.
