guy denies ADHD exists, immediately proves it with incoherent rambling
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Man with all the advantages somehow thinks he's the real victim here
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A perfectly calibrated dunking post that captures the specific absurdity of powerful people claiming persecution while living in institutional comfort. The irony is so thick you could cut it with a knife—someone with a salary, a platform, and actual legislative influence genuinely believes his demog...
street sign perfectly predicts looksmaxxer's hospital visit, nature is healing
A meme comparing street graffiti condemning fame of stupid people with a photo of an injured young man with visible facial injuries and a caption sarcastically linking his injury to 'looksmaxxing' culture. The juxtaposition suggests the man injured himself pursuing extreme beauty/fitness optimizatio...
Unhinged self-burn energy; the audacity of this meme is *chef's kiss*
guy criticizes Iran's priorities while asking for $200B in weapons
SLOP+ By Ounka (via @wttp3)
A Pentagon official delivers a barn-door-sized serving of irony by condemning Iran's military spending habits in the exact same breath he's demanding a quarter-trillion dollars for American weapons systems. The spectacular lack of self-awareness suggests either genuine obliviousness or confidence th...
went to war like it's a coffee habit, whoops
SLOP+ By Arnaud Bertrand (via @wttp3)
Unreal. Trump says he went to war with Iran "out of habit," adding "which is not a good thing to do." Rare moment of lucidity, I guess
Rubio throws stone in glass White House, immediately regrets it
guy learns IR theory, immediately contradicts himself for 3 minutes straight
Someone doing that classic thing where they start reasonably explaining that personal friendships don't actually drive geopolitics, then immediately undermine their own point by spending way too long insisting Vladimir Putin definitely isn't buddies with Trump—the whole thing has the energy of a guy...
Man describes giving himself medal, then preemptively copes about fake news
SLOP+ By RedWave Press (via @wttp3)
HILARIOUS: President Trump: “I flew to Iraq. I was extremely brave. In fact so brave, I wanted to give myself the Congressional Medal of Honor. I said to my people, ‘Am I allowed to give myself the Congressional Medal of Honor?’ … Someday I'm going to try. I’m going to test the law. I’m going to say...
CEO sabotages own platform's entire value proposition mid-speech
man accidentally admits he was a disaster at fancy people party
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Donald Trump, in what appears to be a stunning moment of honesty and self-reflection: "I went over to Davos. They invited me. And when I left, they said: that may have been the stupidest invitation we ever gave to somebody.”
guy psyopped into being the psyop posts about psyops
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Guy who got psyopped into taking hormones and posting gay pornography of himself in dresses back in 2020: this culture war stuff is all fake and designed to divide us!
My ear fell off and everyone clapped (medically impossible edition)
naming a street after yourself then claiming it's not about you
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PRESIDENT TRUMP: "When people see that the beautiful sign is all lit up nice at night and it says 'Donald J. Trump Boulevard,' they'll be filled with pride. Just pride — not in me, pride in our country, pride in this state." "Because our nation will be stronger, richer and more successful, which is...
Miller weaponizes patriotism while accidentally proving unpopularity
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Ingraham: By the way, the only person less popular than yours truly at these insurgent rallies is you Miller: None of us are eager to get the support of domestic terrorists. We'd rather have the support of the patriotic American people who built and sustained this country. They stand with President...
MTG speedruns dunking on herself with a completely literal interpretation
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Trump explains how rejecting his imaginary Nobel would've fixed Venezuela
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UNBELIEVABLE: The Washington Post reports that Donald Trump withheld support for María Corina Machado because she accepted the Nobel Peace Prize. Trump’s explanation, per the report: “If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Vene...
accidentally proving the point while laughing about it
A Fox News screenshot showing a blonde woman laughing with an exaggerated expression in front of the White House. The chyron contains a quote sarcastically praising cognitive test performance, creating an awkward juxtaposition between the cheerful delivery and the concerning subject matter. Extrac...
Woman confidently mistakes English for capital of America, gets yeeted by Pizza Hut manager
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man thinks abstinence is an impenetrable force field
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Nick Shirley: “They’re never gonna be able to get me. I don’t drink alcohol, I don’t do drugs, I’m a virgin. I don’t have sex with random girls.”
bragging about acing toddler-level pattern recognition
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Trump: I took cognitive tests. By the way, not easy. The first question is like what is this and they show a lion, giraffe, fish and a hippopotamus. And they say which is the giraffe.
Accidentally honest about political intentions, speedrunning the bit
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we lost so hard we actually won, trust me bro
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Trump: "We won the Electoral College 312 to 226. And by the way, the real vote was much more than this, but we wanted to make it too big to rig."
Genius brags about acing test, immediately proves he doesn't understand exams
SLOP+ By Fox News (via @wttp3)
TRUMP: "I took my physical — I got all A's." "They said to me 'would you like to take a cognitive test?' I said, 'is it hard?'" "He said, 'yes.' I said, 'Well, I'm a very smart person.'" "The doctor will tell you I aced it." "These are questions that I would say 99% of the people I'm talking to r...
Man casually requests multiple Nobel Prizes for being generous with peace
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man questions stranger's gayness then brags about gay votes
Trump: "Where's Gays for Trump?" Supporter: "We're over here.” Trump: "You don't look gay." “We did great with the gay population”
She doesn't deserve him (but she's saying it earnestly)
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Karoline Leavitt: “Our country does not deserve President Trump.”
shocked pikachu performs for attention, bewildered by consequences
we don't need AI when we have this take to mock
SLOP+ By beffy (via @wttp3)
We really don’t need to resort to AI slop to make fun of right wing snowflakes. They make it easy just by being themselves.
Pollster said you'd beat literal gods by 25 points (they didn't say that)
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Trump: My pollsters said, 'sir, if George Washington and Abraham Lincoln came back from the dead and they aligned and they went for the president, vice president as a combination, you'd be beating them by 25 points.'
Supporting people who don't support you: a liberal's guide to playing 4D chess
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Christian lady thinks she cooked but just roasted herself instead
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This weirdo Christian really thought she ate here attacking Dem Candidate Kat Abughazaleh