Miller weaponizes patriotism while accidentally proving unpopularity
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MTG speedruns dunking on herself with a completely literal interpretation
SLOP+ By The Bulwark (via @wttp3)
Q: "Do you think that Rubio, Miller, Hegseth, and Vance should be running Venezuela?" Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I would like to see our elected president and vice president and his administration running America…That's the country they are supposed to be running."
Trump explains how rejecting his imaginary Nobel would've fixed Venezuela
SLOP+ By Brian Allen (via @wttp3)
UNBELIEVABLE: The Washington Post reports that Donald Trump withheld support for María Corina Machado because she accepted the Nobel Peace Prize. Trump’s explanation, per the report: “If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Vene...
accidentally proving the point while laughing about it
Woman confidently mistakes English for capital of America, gets yeeted by Pizza Hut manager
SLOP+ By LongTimeFirstTime (via @wttp3)
MAGA woman wants to call ICE on married couple waiting for food—tells them it's "English only" in U.S. She says, "English is the capital of America"—tells them to leave U.S. and self deport "back to Puerto Rico." "I am not racist, I am standing up for America... You have to serve me, I'm an Americ...
man thinks abstinence is an impenetrable force field
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Nick Shirley: “They’re never gonna be able to get me. I don’t drink alcohol, I don’t do drugs, I’m a virgin. I don’t have sex with random girls.”
bragging about acing toddler-level pattern recognition
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Accidentally honest about political intentions, speedrunning the bit
SLOP+ By Parody Nigel Farage (via @wttp3)
Bonnie Blue has agreed to join Reform as an advisor. Her experience will come in handy when developing our plans to screw the whole country.
we lost so hard we actually won, trust me bro
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
Trump: "We won the Electoral College 312 to 226. And by the way, the real vote was much more than this, but we wanted to make it too big to rig."
Genius brags about acing test, immediately proves he doesn't understand exams
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Man casually requests multiple Nobel Prizes for being generous with peace
SLOP+ By Fox News (via @wttp3)
TRUMP: "Every time I end a war they say, 'If President Trump ends that war, he's going to get the Nobel Prize.'" "If I end that war... 'Well, he won't get it for that war. But if he ever gets it for the next war.'" "Now they're saying, 'If he ever ends the war with Russia and Ukraine, he's going t...
man questions stranger's gayness then brags about gay votes
Trump: "Where's Gays for Trump?" Supporter: "We're over here.” Trump: "You don't look gay." “We did great with the gay population”
She doesn't deserve him (but she's saying it earnestly)
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shocked pikachu performs for attention, bewildered by consequences
To recap she did LOOK AT ME type things and is now upset people looked.
we don't need AI when we have this take to mock
SLOP+ By beffy (via @wttp3)
We really don’t need to resort to AI slop to make fun of right wing snowflakes. They make it easy just by being themselves.
Pollster said you'd beat literal gods by 25 points (they didn't say that)
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Supporting people who don't support you: a liberal's guide to playing 4D chess
SLOP+ By Clown World ™ (via @wttp3)
White liberal: ‘We are on the same side!’ Muslims: ‘no we are not.’ Imagine supporting a religion that immediately rejects you
Christian lady thinks she cooked but just roasted herself instead
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This weirdo Christian really thought she ate here attacking Dem Candidate Kat Abughazaleh
