George Washington erasure meets unhinged presidential fan fiction

A breathless tribute to Trump as history's most courageous statesman, complete with explosive emojis and the implicit (hilarious) claim that all previous presidents were cowards afraid of their poll numbers. This is pure distilled political fanboy energy—the kind of thing typed at 3am with the passion of someone who just discovered YouTube history videos. The casual comparison to George Washington and the vague allusions to undefined "must do" actions are the cherry on this cringe sundae of modern political mythology.