Roger's still looking for the golden thing, nobody knows what

Someone's attempting to explain what appears to be a cooking show or instructional video, but it's been transcribed so badly that it reads like an AI having a stroke mid-sentence. They're gesturing at black things, mentioning rice, someone named Roger, and searching for 'golden' something, all while seemingly unaware that their entire explanation is incomprehensible word salad. Vibe: BBC gardening presenter but the audio was recorded through a potato and then run through three generations of speech-to-text Key topics: black objects (unspecified), rice preparation (maybe?), someone called Roger, searching for golden (thing unknown)