Peak internet: medicalized masturbation schedules for the chronically horny

A self-help calendar designed as a recovery program featuring a woman in athletic wear. The calendar prescribes daily masturbation schedules using cryptic abbreviations (WS, DK) and varying time durations, presented as a pseudo-medical treatment plan for erectile dysfunction. The design uses modern gradient aesthetics and red accents to make the content appear professionally marketed. Extracted text: MASTURBATION CALENDAR FOR MEN WHO HAVE LOST ERECTIONS FROM MASTURBATING WRONG SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY 1: 50 sec WS, 30 DK, 55 sec WS 2: 1:45 sec WS, 25 DK, 1:50 sec WS 3: 2:40 sec WS, 20 DK, 2:45 sec WS 4: REST 5: 40 sec WS, 30 DK, 1:05 sec WS 6: 1:55 sec WS, 30 DK, 2:00 min WS 7: 2:50 sec WS, 25 DK, 2:55 sec WS 8: 3:50 sec WS, 20 DK, 4:00 min WS 9: 1:30 sec WS, 35 DK, 1:15 sec WS 10: 2:05 sec WS, 35 DK, 2:10 sec WS 11: 3:00 min WS, 25 DK, 3:05 sec WS 12: 4:10 sec WS, 30 DK, 4:20 sec WS 13: 1:20 sec WS, 45 DK, 1:25 sec WS 14: 2:15 sec WS, 40 DK, 2:20 sec WS 15: 3:00 min WS, 30 DK, 3:05 sec WS 16: 4:30 sec WS, 40 DK, 4:40 sec WS 17: 1:30 sec WS, 0 DK, 5 sec WS 18: 2:25 sec WS, 45 DK, 2:30 sec WS 19: 3:20 sec WS, 40 DK, 3:25 sec WS 20: 4:50 sec WS, 50 DK, 5:00 min WS 21: 30 sec WS, 20 DK, 35 sec WS 22: REST 23: 2:35 sec WS, 50 DK, 2:40 sec WS 24: 0 sec WS, DK, 5 sec WS 25: 40 sec WS, 25 DK, 45 sec WS 26: 1:35 sec WS, 20 DK, 1:40 sec WS 27: REST 28: 3:40 sec WS, 30 DK, 3:45 sec WS JUST PRINT IN NOW