broke: alcohol. woke: mysterious bags with red strings, apparently
CHRONICALLY-ONLINE-WELLNESS✕REMOVE FILTER
TikTok but make it horny AND educational—peak slop
A provocative advertisement collage featuring heavily stylized artwork of a woman in suggestive poses alongside educational infographics about sexual health and response cycles. The main headline uses bold purple text proclaiming 'I DON'T CHASE. I SEDUCE.' with copy suggesting replacement of TikTok ...
crystals can't save you from this broken-brain wellness take
BIG FLUORIDE LIES crystales spin, silent swor ghosts of control --- INTERNET BRAIN rot in spirulina's dream serums whisper
drug comparisonharm reduction propagandalegal irony
Microdosing truthbombs: the chart your uncle will share unironically
manifesting gains through interdimensional chakra flexing
null-set abz multiverse chakra pump— quantum gainz rise
Aggressive self-help ad blames user for common problem with brutal efficiency
A motivational/self-help advertisement with aggressive messaging about sexual dysfunction, featuring a black and white image of a person in contemplative pose. The ad uses bold text and shame-based language to promote a service called 'Relatio' that supposedly fixes erectile dysfunction through pelv...
Peak internet: medicalized masturbation schedules for the chronically horny
