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Ballerina intimacy heals all wounds, apparently
A Substack book cover featuring classical artwork of a figure with elaborate black hair and ornate blue and gold clothing against a floral background. The title makes an absurdist, deeply unhinged claim about a ballerina and heartbreak, presented with deadpan sincerity and a note recommending the au...
Peak internet: medicalized masturbation schedules for the chronically horny
A self-help calendar designed as a recovery program featuring a woman in athletic wear. The calendar prescribes daily masturbation schedules using cryptic abbreviations (WS, DK) and varying time durations, presented as a pseudo-medical treatment plan for erectile dysfunction. The design uses modern ...
Brain optimization speedrun: ADHD fixed in 3 weeks or your money back (jk)
