God's gift to clickbait: spirituality meets carnality
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Humility through apathy: a stoner's guide to not giving a f***
A man sitting in a brown armchair on a giant cannabis leaf cloud in a purple starry void, holding a decorative mirror showing his childhood self. He's surrounded by cannabis paraphernalia including books, a bong, and a tent labeled 'The Dope Cave.' Smoke wisps surround him as he contemplates a misgu...
Goat discovers it's the family problem, launches mental health empire
A surreal portrait of a white goat wearing a blue and red patterned sweater, staring directly at the camera with an intensely human-like expression. The goat's eyes are pale blue and piercing. The image is paired with text offering mental health advice for family scapegoats, creating an absurdist me...
Ballerina intimacy heals all wounds, apparently
A Substack book cover featuring classical artwork of a figure with elaborate black hair and ornate blue and gold clothing against a floral background. The title makes an absurdist, deeply unhinged claim about a ballerina and heartbreak, presented with deadpan sincerity and a note recommending the au...
Peak internet: medicalized masturbation schedules for the chronically horny
A self-help calendar designed as a recovery program featuring a woman in athletic wear. The calendar prescribes daily masturbation schedules using cryptic abbreviations (WS, DK) and varying time durations, presented as a pseudo-medical treatment plan for erectile dysfunction. The design uses modern ...
Brain optimization speedrun: ADHD fixed in 3 weeks or your money back (jk)
