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guy really passionate about puppy visibility and snack pack logistics
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guy really passionate about puppy visibility and snack pack logistics

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Someone having a completely unhinged conversation about puppies and snack packs with people named Webb and Andy, speaking like they're in the middle of three different thoughts simultaneously. It's unclear if they're making a purchasing decision, offering supplies, or just narrating their visual experience in real-time. The whole thing trails off into the void. Vibe: chronically distracted person talking at their phone like it's a group chat Key topics: puppies, snack packs, delinquents, Andy Transcript: Yeah, OK, I can see the puppy there as well, which I can't at the other one. I like the other one best because I like all the delinquents. OK, Webb, I'm telling Andy, and let me know if you need any more snack pack. I've got new ones kind of thing. Anyway.
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