mate stuck in a bus simulation, plot unknown, nothing accomplished

Someone having a genuinely unhinged moment trying to describe a chaotic bus situation with an old mate, but they're stuck in a loop repeating 'we got on, we got off, we got on' like a broken record. The whole thing is incomprehensible rambling about needing to 'pick' something (drugs? fruit? unclear) and absolutely nothing happens, yet they're describing it like it's a heist film. Vibe: drunk mate trying to tell a story that has zero plot, stuck in a verbal glitch Key topics: buses, getting on and off repeatedly, having nothing, an old friend, needing to pick something unspecified