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Lauren avoids feedback like it's a wheelchair, says 'we have a laugh' and dips

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Lauren avoids feedback like it's a wheelchair, says 'we have a laugh' and dips
Someone's getting aggressively interrogated about their feelings toward a woman named Lauren at what sounds like a dinner party, and it's going absolutely nowhere. The interrogator won't drop it, Lauren's just awkwardly existing, and the whole thing ends with our guy giving the blandest possible non-answer ('she's nice') while clearly wanting to be literally anywhere else. Vibe: uncomfortable family dinner where someone appointed themselves the feelings police Key topics: awkward interrogation about a woman, wheelchair joke that came out of nowhere, aggressive small talk, refusing to give real opinions Transcript: Would you like me to walk you to her? No, no, no, I'll be fine, love. I'm fine, I'm fine. Oh, but do you need a wheelchair then, or not? Yes, a wheelchair to run you over. Get out of my way. So, Lauren... Did you enjoy that? What do you think of her, to be honest? Not feedback for the chef, eh? Don't avoid the questions. Snap. Er, well, she's nice. Right. We have a laugh.
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