UK sends German numbers to Eurovision, Germans confused



A formal photograph of a man in a dark coat and burgundy tie standing in front of classical stone architecture, paired with a quote from Flora Watkins (shown in a circular inset portrait) making a harsh character assessment about childhood upbringing. The layout mimics serious journalism but pairs f...
Someone's getting aggressively interrogated about their feelings toward a woman named Lauren at what sounds like a dinner party, and it's going absolutely nowhere. The interrogator won't drop it, Lauren's just awkwardly existing, and the whole thing ends with our guy giving the blandest possible non...
