Mars madams unionizing, tabloids vindicated twice somehow

A retro-styled fake tabloid newspaper called 'The Daily Star' featuring an absurdist headline about alien sex workers being underpaid. The front page includes illustrated alien women with antennae, a smiling sun character holding money, and red tabloid-style arrows pointing outward. The design mimics vintage pulp newspapers with exaggerated sensationalism and multiple callout boxes containing ridiculous story angles. Extracted text: THE DAILY STAR ALIEN HOOKERS INVADE EARTH BUT ARE DE THEY OVERPAID? OUR SCOOP! SEX-BOT NEWS? SEE? TOLD YA! PROBE REVEALS: MARS MADAMS UNDERPAID. WE WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG! SEX-BOT DEBATE RAGES! DAILY STAR: WE SAID IT FIRST (BOTH TIMES!)