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Larry the Cat's divorce saga written by someone having a stroke
THE DAILY FELINE FUNERAL LARR-VORTIAL SPLIT! LARRY THE CAT END FELINE FIDELIT WITH DOWNING STREET WHISKERS AT DAWN! INSIDE THEIR MEOW-RIMONY MELTDPOW BORIS JOHNSON TRYIGH TRVING MEDATE WITH A SARDINE TIN MEGHAN MARKLE'S SISTER-IN-LAW SUSPECTED OF LARRY'S NEW FLING I WANT CUSTOBY PAWS-SED LASER ...
planes that don't exist speedrun any% glitch
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At Minneapolis airport, @maitlis watches on as shackled ICE deportees board an aircraft. "It's one of the most dystopian, the most chilling things, I think i've ever witnessed." "The plane doesn’t have a name or number, it’s a 'dark plane' - it doesn’t officially exist."
MPs weaponizing ChatGPT to destroy democracy, probably
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tabloid discovers war crimes are real, headlines them like yelp reviews
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Was this child shot dead in the Balkans War by a tourist sniper? Claims foreign 'safari' hunters paid to shoot civilians in Sarajevo have sparked revu...
least unhinged saudi arabia discourse on the timeline
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They recorded Khashaggi’s final screams and the noise of the saw that was dismembering him while he was still alive When is enough going to be enough with this guy
British guy speedruns international tribunal via pig footage
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British ex-civil servant faces war crime charges after filming pigs eating dead Ukrainian soldiers and mistreating Brit prisoner of war Former civil ...