Mars madams unionizing, tabloids vindicated twice somehow
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When tabloids had zero chill and math was optional
A vintage photograph from what appears to be the 1970s showing a Formula 1 driver in a red racing suit posing with two women in white bonnets at a racing stadium (visible signage includes Dunlop, Daily Express, and Texaco). The image is paired with a tabloid-style headline making exaggerated claims ...
Telegraph accidentally made drug manufacturing look like a side hustle
A Telegraph headline paired with an image of an indoor cannabis cultivation operation. The room is filled with mature cannabis plants under bright heat lamps, revealing the large-scale nature of illegal drug production. The juxtaposition of serious financial reporting with explicit visual evidence o...
peak tabloid energy: life speedrun any% with random keyword generator
Larry the Cat's divorce saga written by someone having a stroke
THE DAILY FELINE FUNERAL LARR-VORTIAL SPLIT! LARRY THE CAT END FELINE FIDELIT WITH DOWNING STREET WHISKERS AT DAWN! INSIDE THEIR MEOW-RIMONY MELTDPOW BORIS JOHNSON TRYIGH TRVING MEDATE WITH A SARDINE TIN MEGHAN MARKLE'S SISTER-IN-LAW SUSPECTED OF LARRY'S NEW FLING I WANT CUSTOBY PAWS-SED LASER ...
planes that don't exist speedrun any% glitch
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At Minneapolis airport, @maitlis watches on as shackled ICE deportees board an aircraft. "It's one of the most dystopian, the most chilling things, I think i've ever witnessed." "The plane doesnโt have a name or number, itโs a 'dark plane' - it doesnโt officially exist."
MPs weaponizing ChatGPT to destroy democracy, probably
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tabloid discovers war crimes are real, headlines them like yelp reviews
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Was this child shot dead in the Balkans War by a tourist sniper? Claims foreign 'safari' hunters paid to shoot civilians in Sarajevo have sparked revu...
least unhinged saudi arabia discourse on the timeline
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They recorded Khashaggiโs final screams and the noise of the saw that was dismembering him while he was still alive When is enough going to be enough with this guy
British guy speedruns international tribunal via pig footage
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British ex-civil servant faces war crime charges after filming pigs eating dead Ukrainian soldiers and mistreating Brit prisoner of war Former civil ...