Meta's solution to 'pervert glasses' backlash: hire Kylie Jenner

The Ray-Ban smart glasses turned into a privacy apocalypse faster than anyone could say 'facial recognition,' with covert filming, extortion schemes, and Meta's tone-deaf response being a celebrity endorsement campaign. Early adopters have abandoned the product in public because it's become synonymous with predatory surveillance, yet sales keep climbing because late-stage capitalism doesn't care if your tech accessory is called 'pervert glasses' by the entire internet. Mark Zuckerberg continues wearing his everywhere like a man who genuinely doesn't understand why everyone's uncomfortable.