Meta's new privacy rebrand hits different when you're literally enslaved to the algorithm
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Zuck's eye sees all your keystrokes, very ethical, much privacy
A pixelated close-up of Mark Zuckerberg's face with a red circle highlighting his eye, labeled 'Futurism' at the top. Below is a sensationalist headline about a Meta employee criticizing workplace surveillance and data exploitation, presented as a fake news caption in all caps.
Meta finally admits what we already knew—now with glasses
A satirical/parody Meta product page advertising Ray-Ban Meta glasses as surveillance devices. Features a man wearing black-framed glasses with the Meta logo, accompanied by brutally honest marketing copy about data harvesting, human review of private footage, and the inability to opt out. The copy ...
Zuck's dystopian eyewear evangelism hits different
when your startup becomes sentient and regrets everything
A dystopian digital art piece depicting a hooded figure with a skull-like face made of glowing red and green code/data, sitting at a desk surrounded by sticky notes and papers. The figure is holding a transparent screen displaying the Palantir logo while streams of paper flow from their mouth. The s...
"Whale money flows" but make it geopolitics dashboard branding
A Twitter post from Glint introducing a 'Crisis Monitor' - a real-time surveillance dashboard claiming to offer live webcams, AI intelligence briefings, and OSINT data from conflict zones like Iran and Ukraine. The accompanying screenshot shows a dark-themed terminal interface with satellite imagery...
bet on which car gets to work first: the innovation we deserve
When your medical records become a deportation speedrun starter pack
A social media post from the Good Law Project warning about Palantir's use of medical records for ICE enforcement targeting. The post includes an accompanying image showing what appears to be a law enforcement encounter or arrest scene. The content raises concerns about surveillance, data misuse, an...
Palantir ELITE: turning Medicaid into a deportation speedrun
SLOP+ By unusual_whales (via @wttp3)
Palantir, $PLTR, has developed a tool, dubbed ELITE, that ingests data from Medicaid’s and other government databases to generate dossiers and “leads” on people ICE believes may be deportable, per FORTUNE
Palantir's new feature: Find & deport people, now with confidence scores!
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A Scout that learns from ur feedback like it's sentient. It's just polling lmao
SLOP+ By Hasan Toor (via @wttp3)
Most tools are one-time searches. Scouts continuously adapts to: → New listings appearing → Prices changing → Availability updates → Your refined criteria You reply to reports with feedback. The Scout learns and improves future updates. It's monitoring, not searching.
ICE speedrunning Hunger Games but make it immigration policy
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
ICE Offers Up to $280 Million to Immigrant-Tracking ‘Bounty Hunter’ Firms Immigration and Customs Enforcement lifted a $180 million cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program while guaranteeing multimillion-dollar payouts for private surveillance firms.
