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Suspicious Christmas greeter makes suggestive innuendo about yuletide logs

By Sir Michael Take CBE (via @wttp3)•December 1, 2025

Pssssst… Don’t tell my wife Bunty. But I’ve arranged a special, personal Christmas greeting for her. It’s from a top celebrity! I wonder if he’ll show her his Yuletide log? Do you think she’ll be impressed?