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Harley Davidson's fever dream became a fence

Harley Davidson's fever dream became a fence

A weathered gate or fence heavily decorated with metal novelty signs displaying aggressively humorous and provocative messages. The fence is covered in dozens of vintage-style warning and joke signs, with plants and greenery overflowing from above, creating a chaotic but intentional aesthetic. A Rou...

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Relive yesterday's news today! A newspaper from the day before your birthday

A vintage-style advertisement for a novelty gift service that sells newspapers from a specific date. Features testimonials from elderly customers praising the gift, an older man reading a newspaper, and absurdist humor about receiving news from literally one day prior. The aesthetic and tone suggest...

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Relive yesterday's news today! A newspaper from the day before your birthday
Frank's postmortem rabbit arc hits different
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Frank's postmortem rabbit arc hits different

SLOP+ By Simple Man (via @wttp3)

An elderly couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no "after life" at all. After a long life together, Frank was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Kris, Kris, ca...

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husband dismisses wife's noise complaints as 'progress' (2017 energy)

SLOP+ By RedWave Press (via @wttp3)

HILARIOUS: President Trump on First Lady Melania Trump hearing construction at the White House for the new ballroom: “I love the sound. I wouldn't say my wife is thrilled. She hears piledrivers in the background, all day, all night.... ‘Darling, could you turn off the piledrivers.’ ‘Sorry, darling, ...

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Suspicious Christmas greeter makes suggestive innuendo about yuletide logs

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Suspicious Christmas greeter makes suggestive innuendo about yuletide logs