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Frank's postmortem rabbit arc hits different
SLOP+ By Simple Man (via @wttp3)
An elderly couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no "after life" at all. After a long life together, Frank was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Kris, Kris, ca...
husband dismisses wife's noise complaints as 'progress' (2017 energy)
SLOP+ By RedWave Press (via @wttp3)
HILARIOUS: President Trump on First Lady Melania Trump hearing construction at the White House for the new ballroom: “I love the sound. I wouldn't say my wife is thrilled. She hears piledrivers in the background, all day, all night.... ‘Darling, could you turn off the piledrivers.’ ‘Sorry, darling, ...

Suspicious Christmas greeter makes suggestive innuendo about yuletide logs
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Addiction hierarchy ft. poultry comparison
Better than being addicted to cock !