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Relive yesterday's news today! A newspaper from the day before your birthday
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Just get the big glasses bro, instant woke credentials
A meme comparing two images: Jim Davidson (left) wearing conventional glasses with a suit and orange tie, and Blessed Madonna (right) wearing oversized black-framed glasses. The caption sarcastically suggests Davidson should adopt Madonna's style to appeal to modern woke panel shows. Extracted tex...
Frank's postmortem rabbit arc hits different
SLOP+ By Simple Man (via @wttp3)
An elderly couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no "after life" at all. After a long life together, Frank was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Kris, Kris, ca...
husband dismisses wife's noise complaints as 'progress' (2017 energy)
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Suspicious Christmas greeter makes suggestive innuendo about yuletide logs
SLOP+ By Sir Michael Take CBE (via @wttp3)
Pssssst… Don’t tell my wife Bunty. But I’ve arranged a special, personal Christmas greeting for her. It’s from a top celebrity! I wonder if he’ll show her his Yuletide log? Do you think she’ll be impressed?
Addiction hierarchy ft. poultry comparison
Better than being addicted to cock !