Daily Star discovers WW3 conscription will be replaced with embarrassment

A tabloid-style meme featuring a soldier in camouflage uniform holding a smiling young child. The Daily Star logo appears in the top left corner. The caption below threatens Brits who avoid WW3 military conscription with 'humiliating alternatives,' creating darkly absurdist humor by juxtaposing wholesome family imagery with alarming geopolitical warfare rhetoric. Extracted text: DAILY STAR Brits who dodge WW3 conscription could be hit with humiliating alternative