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Blue tits are structural engineers of chaos, actually
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Blue tits are structural engineers of chaos, actually

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A blue tit bird is perched against a weathered brick wall, appearing to peck at or consume the mortar between bricks. The image uses this innocent wildlife photo as a darkly comedic premise to suggest birds are causing structural damage to homes through mineral deficiency-driven behavior. Extracted text: SHE ISN'T HUNTING SPIDERS. SHE IS EATING YOUR HOUSE. The 'Hidden' Crisis: Lithoplagy & Mineral Deficit
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