24-year disability LARP with suicide backup plan has multi-gen community

A 4chan post from an anonymous user describing a 24-year long elaborate hoax of pretending to be intellectually disabled after a childhood accident. The post escalates into increasingly unhinged territory, mentioning a prepared suicide attempt as a backup plan and claiming to know multiple other men in their town doing the same thing, including a multi-generational family tradition of faking disability. Extracted text: Anonymous 01/21/26(Wed)05:34:19 No.945058082 >>945061716 >>945062060 >>945064621 >>945069035 >>945069103 >>945069185 >>945073434 >>945073740 >>945074978 >>945082872 >>945082915 I've been pretending to be retarded for 24 years after falling out of a tree when I was younger. I wear a helmet and make silly noises in public and around my elderly parents, but there's literally nothing wrong with me. I'm getting really bored with it, and am considering just coming clean and admitting I'm not retarded, but I'm worried I'll get in legal trouble and then my mom will stop breastfeeding me if I do. If it goes really bad, I've prepared a spot to jump from my roof that will replicate my original fall, and I'll pretend I'm really retarded permanently after that. Anyone else dealing with similar? I know there's like 4 other guys in my town doing the same thing right now, and one even told me his dad taught him to how to be retarded and his father before him so it can't be that bad really right?